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NON-PRECEDENTIAL DECISION - SEE SUPERIOR COURT I.O.P. 65.37

COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA,                    IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
                                                       PENNSYLVANIA
                            Appellee

                       v.

MICHAEL MCLEARY,

                            Appellant                No. 1855 EDA 2013


          Appeal from the Judgment of Sentence Entered June 4, 2013
             In the Court of Common Pleas of Philadelphia County
             Criminal Division at No(s): CP-51-CR-0002256-2007


BEFORE: BENDER, P.J.E., DONOHUE, J., and STRASSBURGER, J.*

MEMORANDUM BY BENDER, P.J.E.:                    FILED DECEMBER 22, 2014

        Appellant, Michael McCleary, appeals from the judgment of sentence of

15-30 years’ incarceration and 5 years’ probation, imposed following his

conviction for involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, aggravated indecent

assault, unlawful contact with a minor, and endangering the welfare of a

child.1 After diligently attempting careful review, we quash his appeal.

        Appellant was arrested and charged with the above-listed crimes and

related offenses—the latter of which were ultimately nolle prossed by the

Commonwealth—on December 18, 2006.             The offenses are based on the

allegations of a juvenile complainant, K.D., the daughter of Appellant’s

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*
    Retired Senior Judge assigned to the Superior Court.
1
    Respectively, 18 Pa.C.S. §§ 3123, 3125, 6318, and 4304.
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onetime girlfriend, A.M.     K.D. was 8-years-old at the time when Appellant

sexually abused her. The abuse occurred during a weekend in October of

2006, when Appellant, K.D., and A.M. were housesitting for A.M.’s aunt.

A.M. spent most of that weekend in an upstairs bedroom of the house due to

a medical issue which caused severe swelling of her legs. This left Appellant

and K.D. alone together on the first floor for prolonged periods of time,

during which Appellant licked K.D.’s vagina, digitally penetrated her, and

exposed his penis to her.

      Appellant’s sexual abuse of K.D. came to light several months later

when K.D. told fellow classmates at her daycare facility that Appellant liked

little girls. K.D.’s daycare teacher overheard K.D. and contacted a relative of

A.M., who, in turn, informed A.M. of K.D.’s comments. Later that evening,

K.D. revealed to A.M. the details of the sexual abuse she endured at

Appellant’s hands. The following day, A.M. took K.D. to a medical clinic for

evaluation and also contacted the police.

      Appellant’s jury trial commenced on February 24, 2010, and the jury

returned its verdict on March 1, 2010, finding Appellant guilty of the above-

listed offenses.      On June 4, 2010, the trial court sentenced Appellant to

consecutive terms of 5-10 years’ incarceration for involuntary deviate sexual

intercourse, aggravated indecent assault, and unlawful contact with a minor,

and   five   years’    probation   for   endangering   the   welfare   of   a   child.

Subsequently, Appellant filed a timely, counseled post-sentence motion,




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which was denied by operation of law. He did not file a direct appeal at that

time.

        On May 27, 2011, Appellant filed a timely, pro se PCRA2 petition

seeking reinstatement of his direct appellate rights nunc pro tunc, and PCRA

counsel was appointed to represent him. However, Appellant wished to

proceed with his petition pro se, and so the PCRA court conducted a

Grazier3 hearing to ensure that Appellant’s waiver of PCRA counsel was

voluntary. Having concluded that Appellant’s waiver of counsel was

voluntary, the PCRA court permitted counsel to withdraw and allowed

Appellant to proceed with his PCRA petition pro se.          Ultimately, and by

agreement with the Commonwealth, the PCRA court reinstated Appellant’s

direct appellate rights nunc pro tunc.

        Appellant then filed a timely, pro se direct appeal on June 5, 2013.

The trial court ordered Appellant to file a Pa.R.A.P. 1925(b) statement of

errors complained of on appeal, and Appellant complied with that order

when he filed his Rule 1925(b) statement on August 23, 2013.           Appellant

now presents the following issues for our review:

           1) I, the Appellant / Aggrieved Party was intentionally denied
              my proper Article III Constitutional Jurisdiction Proceeding,
              by a Non-Common Law / Unconstitutional Crimen Falsi
              Jury Trial, Conviction and Sentencing by De Facto Crimen
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2
    Post Conviction Relief Act, 42 Pa.C.S. § 9541 et seq.
3
    See Commonwealth v. Grazier, 713 A.2d 81 (Pa. 1998).



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          Repetundarum       Tribunal   (Court)    Official(s) without
          Ecclesiastical Law Jurisdiction in violation of Article 1,
          section 9, 10, 25, 26, to the De Jure Pennsylvania-Republic
          Constitution and Article 1, Article 3, section 2, Article 4,
          section 1, Article 6, section 1, 2, 3, the 1, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10,
          13, and 14 Amendments to the De Jure Republic
          Constitution for the United States of America as follows:

              a. The conspiracy of two or more under the Color of
                 Law / Color of Authority, Intentional Extrinsic Fraud,
                 Willful Misconduct, Fraudulent Concealment, Denial
                 of Common Law Speedy Trial in violation of
                 Pa.R.Crim.P. 600(A)(2)(G); Lack of Grand Jury
                 Indictment;    Defective    Crimen    Falsi   Criminal
                 Information; Intentional Structual Jury ERRORS; and
                 Denial of Loyal Effectiveness, Zealous, Constitutional
                 Assistance of Counsel.

       2) I the Defendant-In-Error, Appellant / Aggrieved Party was
          intentionally denied a full and fair Constitutional Direct
          Appeal or P.C.R.A. proceedings for three (3) years and
          Seven (7) months, while the Crimen Repetundarum De
          Facto Tribunal Official(s) used that to fraudulently file Tax
          Forms and destroy evidence that was needed by me the
          Defendant In Error, which is a major breakdown / Breach
          of Constitutional Due Process. All of the De Fecto Color of
          Law Respondents, Libellees, Appelles and third party
          defendants, have intentionally violated my "Yahweh" God
          given Unalienable Ecclesiastical and Common Law Rights
          "With Prejudice" that are attached to my De Jure Peace
          and Friendship Treaty that made and is attached to the de
          Jure Constitution for the United States of America at Article
          6, section 1, 2, 3, the 1, 4, 5, 6, 9 and 14 Amendments.

       3) I, the Defendant-In-Error, Aggrieved Party and Appellant
          was denied my Sui Jurist De Jure Soli, Jure Divino Self
          Representation Status by special appearance along with
          my Constitutional and Common Law Defense of Confession
          and Avoidance pursuant to Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
          8 and mandatory rule 13 Counter Claim.

       4) As living Soul Beneficiary of the Trust, Authorized Agent,
          Entitlement-Holder-In-Due Course, Power of Attorney-In-
          Fact with autograph for my Legal Fiction Surety / Ens Legis
          Defendant,: MICHAEL FREEMAN MC LEARYTM Private Cestui


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            Que Vie Simple Trust; as Defendant-In-Error, Aggrieved
            Party and Appellant, all Constitutional / Common Law
            P.C.R.A. Issues are issues at B.A.R. "Coram-Non-Judice" to
            be included and / or incorporated by reference into the
            Nunc Pro Tunc Appeal to which I am entitled to and are not
            subject to "Censuring" by the Crimen Repetundarum
            P.R.C.A. / Trial Judge-In-Fiction. (SEE: Pa. Constitution at
            Article 5, section 9, the submitted 1925(b) and
            incorporated Supplement P.C.R.A. Petition and the rejected
            1925(a) Crimen Falsi, Coram-Non-Judice Opinion In ToTo).

Appellant’s Brief at viiii [sic] (reproduced verbatim).

      As is immediately apparent, Appellant’s claims are as nonsensical as

they are complex. They constitute a gross deviation from the dictates of the

Rules of Appellate Procedure, as does the remainder of Appellant’s Brief. For

instance, Pa.R.A.P. 2116, which governs the “Statement of the Questions

Involved” portion of appellate briefs, requires that:

      The statement of the questions involved must state concisely
      the issues to be resolved, expressed in the terms and
      circumstances of the case but without unnecessary detail. The
      statement will be deemed to include every subsidiary question
      fairly comprised therein. No question will be considered
      unless it is stated in the statement of questions involved
      or is fairly suggested thereby. Each question shall be
      followed by an answer stating simply whether the court or
      government unit agreed, disagreed, did not answer, or did
      not address the question. If a qualified answer was given to
      the question, appellant shall indicate the nature of the
      qualification, or if the question was not answered or addressed
      and the record shows the reason for such failure, the reason
      shall be stated briefly in each instance without quoting the court
      or government unit below.

Pa.R.A.P. 2116(a) (emphasis added).

      The above-quoted portion of Appellant’s Brief, titled “Questions

Presented,” utterly fails to conform to the dictates of Rule 2116(a). Not only



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are Appellant’s issues not concisely stated, but what we can discern from

them indicates that each purported issue itself contains numerous claims of

error,    although   rarely   is   there   a   discernable   claim   therein   that   is

recognizable to us as anything but gibberish.

         The argument section of Appellant’s brief is equally unintelligible. Rule

2119 provides that: “The argument shall be divided into as many parts as

there are questions to be argued; and shall have at the head of each part—

in distinctive type or in type distinctively displayed—the particular point

treated therein, followed by such discussion and citation of authorities as are

deemed pertinent.” Pa.R.A.P. 2119(a). Appellant’s Brief is subdivided, but

not remotely in a manner consistent with Rule 2119(a). The headings of the

subdivisions in the Argument section of Appellant’s Brief rarely direct our

attention to any cognizable legal question.

         Additionally, Rule 2119(b) provides that:

         Citations of authorities must set forth the principle for which
         they are cited. Citations of uncodified statutes shall make
         reference to the book and page of the Laws of Pennsylvania
         (Pamphlet Laws) or other official edition, and also to a standard
         digest, where the statutes may be found. Citations of provisions
         of the Pennsylvania Consolidated Statutes may be in the form:
         “1 Pa.C.S. § 1928 (rule of strict and liberal construction)” and
         the official codifications of other jurisdictions may be cited
         similarly. Quotations from authorities or statutes shall also set
         forth the pages from which they are taken. Opinions of an
         appellate court of this or another jurisdiction shall be cited from
         the National Reporter System, if published therein.

Pa.R.A.P. 2119(b).




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      Appellant cites to countless authorities, many of which are simply

inapplicable in this jurisdiction or completely unrelated to the proposition for

which they are cited. Citations of court cases in Appellant’s Brief omit both

the year of publication and the page(s) upon which the alleged legal

proposition can be found, even when Appellant purports to directly quote

from those sources. Appellant’s brief also fails to comport with Rule 2119(c)

and Rule 2119(e), as he fails to cite to any portion of the record wherein his

claims of error were preserved for our review.

      Appellant’s Brief also fails to conform to Rule 2135 (“Length of

Briefs”). That rule provides that “a principal brief shall not exceed 14,000

words.” Rule 2135(a)(1). “A principal brief that does not exceed 30 pages

when produced by a word processor or typewriter shall be deemed to meet

the limitations in paragraph (a)(1)[,]” however, “[i]n all other cases, the

attorney or the unrepresented filing party shall include a certification that

the brief complies with the word count limits.”      Id.   Here, the argument

section of Appellant’s Brief, alone, is made up of sixty pages. Yet, Appellant

has not provided us with a certificate of compliance pursuant to Rule

2135(d). Moreover, Appellant’s Brief is single spaced, and appears to be in

a font smaller than 14-point, in violation of Rules 124(a)(3) and 124(a)(4),

respectively.

      Appellant’s Brief was also untimely filed. Initially, this Court ordered

Appellant to file a brief on or before January 28, 2014.       On January 24,

2014, Appellant filed an application for an extension of time to file his brief.

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We granted Appellant’s application, and set a new deadline of March 31,

2014. Appellant then filed a second application for an extension of time to

file his brief on March 27, 2014. We granted his second application as well,

and set a new due date of April 28, 2014. Nevertheless, Appellant did not

file his brief until May 20, 2014.

      Appellant did file a “Certificate of Service” with his brief, purporting to

establish that he attempted to file it with this court on March 31, 2014. It is

true that:

      [W]hen the appellant is (a) acting pro se and (b) incarcerated at
      the time he or she seeks to file an appeal, justice requires the
      appeal to be deemed “filed” on the date that the appellant
      deposits the appeal with prison authorities and/or places it in the
      prison mailbox. The appellant bears the burden of proving that
      he or she in fact delivered the appeal within the appropriate time
      period. This rule is appropriately termed the “prisoner mailbox”
      rule.

Commonwealth v. Jones, 700 A.2d 423, 426 (Pa. 1997); see also

Thomas v. Elash, 781 A.2d 170, 176 (Pa. Super. 2001) (extending the

prisoner mailbox rule to all pro se legal filings by incarcerated litigants).

      Appellant’s self-serving “Certificate of Service” does not constitute

proof that he deposited his appellate brief with prison authorities and/or

placed it in the prison mailbox on or before April 28, 2014. Appellant could

have simply placed the earlier date on the certificate at a later time.

Furthermore, this ‘proof’ falls far short of what our Supreme Court accepted

as adequate proof necessary to invoke the “prisoner mailbox” rule in Smith

v. Pennsylvania Board Of Probation and Parole, 683 A.2d 278 (Pa.


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1996) (finding sufficient proof of timely filing under prisoner mailbox rule

where the appellant provided a cash slip indicating that his prison account

had been charged for postage on or before the applicable due date). See,

e.g., Commonwealth v. Chambers, 35 A.3d 34 (Pa. Super. 2011).

Moreover, it is simply not plausible that it took 50 days for Appellant’s brief

to make its way to our Prothonotary.

      Even    if   it   were   timely,   however,   Appellant’s   brief   is   simply

incomprehensible. As we reiterated in Commonwealth v. Greenwalt, 796

A.2d 996 (Pa. Super. 2002):

      While this Court is willing to liberally construe materials filed by
      a pro se litigant, we note that Appellant is not entitled to any
      particular advantage because []he lacks legal training. As our
      Supreme Court has explained, “any layperson choosing to
      represent [himself] in a legal proceeding must, to some
      reasonable extent, assume the risk that [his] lack of expertise
      and legal training will prove [his] undoing.”

      Consequently, [w]e decline to become … [A]ppellant's counsel.
      When issues are not properly raised and developed in briefs,
      when the briefs are wholly inadequate to present specific issues
      for review, a Court will not consider the merits thereof.

Id. at 997 (internal citations omitted, gender terms re-altered).

      Since the defects in Appellant's brief are substantial and preclude this

Court from conducting any meaningful appellate review, we quash this

appeal.

      Appeal quashed.

      Donohue, J. joins the memorandum.

      Strassburger, J. files a dissenting statement.


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Judgment Entered.




Joseph D. Seletyn, Esq.
Prothonotary



Date: 12/22/2014




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