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                               UNITED STATES DISTRICT ~pURT                                   JAN 1 2 2010
                               FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLiMBIA                             Clerk, U.S. District and
                                                                                          Bankruptcy Courts

Patricia Kidd,                                )
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                 Plaintiff,                   )

        v.
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                                              )       Civil Ac~ion No.
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                                                                                  10 0053
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District of Columbia et ai.,                  )
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                 Defendants.                  )


                                  MEMORANDUM          OPINIO~
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        This matter is before the Court on plaintiffs pro se   m~tion for a temporary restraining
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order ("TRO") accompanied by her complaint and applicati01 to proceed informa pauperis. The

Court will grant leave to proceed in forma pauperis, deny thelTRO motion and dismiss the case
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as frivolous.
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        Plaintiff is a resident of the District of Columbia seekfng emergency relief against "the
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D.C. Court Network." TRO Motion at 5 (page number supplied). She seeks a broad order
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enjoining parties ranging from the District of Columbia MaY1r to the United States Supreme
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COU'l1 from in essence making decisions adverse to her. See i~ at 4-13. Not only is the behavior
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sought to be restrained too broad to fashion an appropriate    or~er, see Fed. R. Civ. P. 65(d), but
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the motion is simply frivolous.
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        With regard to the complaint, plaintiff purports to suel for "malpractice," but she names as

defendants high-level District of Columbia officials, judges of this Court and the Superior Court

of the District of Columbia, as well as "Supreme Court for DF Circuit William Rehnquist" and
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other entities and individuals with no apparent relationship tq plaintiff. The complaint consists
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of disconnected, incomprehensible statements. A complaint tay be dismissed under 28 U.S.c.
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§ 1915(e)(2) as frivolous when "there is indisputably absent ~ny factual and legal basis for the

asserted wrong," Brandon v. District of Columbia Bd. of parJle, 734 F.2d 56, 59 (D.C. Cir.
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1984), or when it describes fantastic or delusional scenarios dr contains "fanciful factual
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allegation[s]." Neitzke v. Williams, 490 U.S. 319, 325 (1989)1; accord Best v. Kelly, 39 F.3d 328,
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330-31 (D.C. Cir. 1994). This complaint qualifies for such trFatment. A separate Order of

dismissal accompanies this Memorandum Opinion.




Date: January ~, 2010




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