                             REVISED May 19, 2011

           IN THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
                    FOR THE FIFTH CIRCUIT United States Court of Appeals
                                                                            Fifth Circuit

                                                                          FILED
                                     No. 10-31047                        May 17, 2011
                                   Summary Calendar
                                                                        Lyle W. Cayce
                                                                             Clerk



RAYMOND SIMMONS,

                                                  Plaintiff-Appellant,

versus

TWIN CITY TOWING; CITY OF SHREVEPORT, Code Enforcement,

                                                  Defendants-Appellees.




                   Appeal from the United States District Court
                      for the Western District of Louisiana
                             USDC No. 5:00-CV-2595




Before DAVIS, SMITH, and SOUTHWICK, Circuit Judges.
PER CURIAM:*




       *
         Pursuant to 5TH CIR. R. 47.5, the court has determined that this opinion should not
be published and is not precedent except under the limited circumstances set forth in 5TH CIR.
R. 47.5.4.
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       Raymond Simmons appeals, pro se, the denial of various motions. We dis-
miss the appeal as frivolous.


                                             I.
       Sometime in the 1990’s, Simmons’s automobile was towed by the City of
Shreveport pursuant to a local ordinance governing inoperable vehicles.1 In
1999, Simmons sued the city, alleging that the ordinance violated his constitu-
tional rights. His complaint was dismissed as frivolous. He appealed to this
court, but the appeal was dismissed as untimely.
       A few months thereafter, Simmons filed an almost-identical complaint
against the city, which was dismissed as barred by res judicata. Simmons again
appealed to this court, but the appeal was dismissed because he failed to file a
brief and record excerpts within the permitted time.
       While his second appeal was pending, Simmons filed yet another com-
plaint alleging substantially the same facts. This time, however, in addition to
suing the city, he sued Twin City Towing, which had towed his car at the behest
of the city. With respect to the city, Simmons’s third complaint was again dis-
missed as barred by res judicata. His complaint against Twin City Towing was
dismissed as time-barred. We dismissed his appeal as frivolous, and his petition
for en banc rehearing was denied. Simmons then filed a certiorari petition,
which was denied, and an unsuccessful motion for rehearing of that denial, in
September 2003.
       In 2004, Simmons asked this court for permission to file a second petition

       1
          Supposedly, Simmons was living in the vehicle because his house had been damaged
in a fire. The vehicle was inoperable, but Simmons claims that he was restoring it so that he
could travel and attend law school.

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for rehearing, which was denied. In July 2007, he filed a “Motion To Examine
the Court Records of Harmless Error For Review.” We sent a letter to him ex-
plaining that the case was closed and no action would be taken on his motion.
Less than six months later, Simmons filed a “Motion To Examine and Discover,”
for which we again sent a letter explaining that his case was closed and no ac-
tion would be taken on his motion.
       Years passed. Then, in September 2010, Simmons reappeared in the dis-
trict court, filing a motion seeking review of the original judgment and monetary
damages for the alleged taking of his property, which the court deemed to be an
inartfully phrased motion for relief from judgment pursuant to Federal Rule of
Civil Procedure 60(b). That motion was denied because Simmons had failed to
satisfy any of the grounds, and because of corresponding time limitations, speci-
fied in Rule 60(b).
       Less than a month later, Simmons filed a “Motion For Conformation [sic]
Of The Default Judgment With Respect, Their [sic] Was Fraud Of The Court.”
That motion was denied, with the district court stating that it was essentially
the same as the motion filed two weeks before and that the reasons for denying
that motion applied with equal force. The court also stated that, because Sim-
mons’s case has been closed since 2002, the court did not have jurisdiction to
review any motions related to the case.
       A month after his motion for “conformation” was denied, Simmons filed a
“Motion For Error Of Coram Nobis”2 and a “Motion To Object The Order Of De-
nial By Chief Judge Robert James On The Conformation [sic] Of The Default

       2
         We note that the traditional writ of coram nobis, issued by a court to correct an error
of a fundamental character in order to achieve justice where no other remedy is available, has
been abolished in civil cases by Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 60(e).

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Judgment.” The motions were denied on the ground that the case has been
closed since 2002.


                                                 II.
       On appeal, Simmons raises a hodgepodge of indecipherable constitutional
and statutory claims,3 all of which are irrelevant to any of the motions that he
could be appealing (Simmons does not explicitly state which of the many denied
motions he is appealing, so we assume he is attempting to appeal all of them).
       Even if we liberally construe Simmons’s pro se brief, there are no coherent
arguments that even attempt to explain why the district court erred in denying
his motion for relief from a final judgment or his motion to “conform” the default
judgment. Nor can we imagine any arguments that would succeed, given the
facts of this case.
       Rule 60(b) allows for relief from a final judgment on six grounds. Simmons
cannot avail himself of the first three, because a motion for relief under those
grounds must be filed within a year after entry of judgment. Two of the remain-
ing grounds—(1) that the judgment is void and (2) that the judgment has been
satisfied, released, or discharged; it is based on an earlier judgment that has

       3
         Specifically, Simmons argues that the district court (1) denied his “personal property
rights according to the property rights that are adjudicated through the United States Consti-
tution,” (2) erroneously dismissed “a personal property rights case under 28 section 1915(e),
whereas the statement of poverty is true, the appeal is not frivolous or malicious, it is a specific
constitutional rights of [his], [he] did not fail to state a claim for relief that [he] sought, and the
defendants or [sic] not a [sic] infant nor or [sic] incompetent, or immune [sic] form such relief”;
(3) erred in depriving a pro se litigant from “conforming [sic] the default” against defendants
that failed to respond to his claim; (4) erred by “contradicting Constitution Article I section 4,
right to property, with respect to Title 28 section 1652 of the Federal Civil Judicial Procedure
and Rules, in Civil” (Simmons does not continue his description of this claim of error beyond
the word “Civil”); and (5) “erred with respect to Rule 55 (a) (c) by the clerk, according to the
Federal Civil Judicial Procedure and Rules.”

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been reversed or vacated; or applying it prospectively is no longer equitable—are
plainly not applicable.
      The final ground for relief in Rule 60(b) is “any other reason that justifies
relief,” but that provision is also inapplicable. FED. R. CIV. P. 60(b)(6). As an ini-
tial matter, a motion for relief under that provision must be made “within a rea-
sonable time.” FED. R. CIV. P. 60(c)(1). In the absence of any known exceptional
circumstances, nine years after the entry of judgment cannot be considered
“within a reasonable time” under any understanding of that phrase. Further-
more, even if Simmons had filed his motion within an acceptable time, relief
under Rule 60(b)(6) is appropriate only in “extraordinary circumstances,” which
are plainly not present here. See Rocha v. Thaler, 619 F.3d 387, 400 (5th Cir.
2010). Thus, Simmons’s motion for relief from judgment was properly denied.
      As for his motion to confirm the default judgment, Simmons does not ap-
pear to understand what happened in his case. Although a “Notice of Entry of
Default” was filed by the clerk’s office because the city did not respond to his first
complaint, that is not the end of the default judgment process. Under the federal
rules, after the entry of default, the plaintiff must request that a default judg-
ment be entered. See FED. R. CIV. P. 55(b). Simmons failed to request a default
judgment. The district court later entered a judgment and dismissed with pre-
judice Simmons’s claim as frivolous—an entry of default can be set aside “for
good cause.” See FED. R. CIV. P. 55(c). Simmons appealed the dismissal, but it
was affirmed. He filed a certiorari petition, but it was denied, and the dismissal
became final. The default judgment Simmons seeks to confirm never existed—
and the entry of default from which it would flow was long ago vacated.
      In sum, Simmons has not raised any coherent legal arguments in his briefs
that are worth addressing, because none of them raises any errors with the mo-

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tions that Simmons is appealing. Nor can we imagine any legal arguments he
could have levied against the district court’s various orders, which were all prop-
er. We conclude with a phrase that Simmons must be all-too-familiar with, and
we hope that he now comprehends their import and alters his future conduct:
The appeal is DISMISSED as frivolous.         See 5TH CIR. R. 42.2. We warn
Simmons that any further frivolous filings in any court can result in sanctions,
including the payment of money damages. See, e.g., FED. R. APP. P. 38; Coghlan
v. Starkey, 852 F.2d 806 (5th Cir. 1988) (per curiam) (sua sponte imposition of
sanctions on pro se appellant); Emmett v. Ebner, 2011 U.S. App. LEXIS 8862, at
*4 (5th Cir. Apr. 29, 2011) (per curiam) (unpublished) (citing Coghlan).




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