                                NONPRECEDENTIAL DISPOSITION
                         To be cited only in accordance with Fed. R. App. P. 32.1




                    United States Court of Appeals
                                   For the Seventh Circuit
                                   Chicago, Illinois 60604
                                    Submitted May 11, 2011*
                                     Decided May 20, 2011


                                              Before

                              FRANK H. EASTERBROOK, Chief Judge

                              JOHN L. COFFEY, Circuit Judge

                              KENNETH F. RIPPLE, Circuit Judge


No. 10-2941                                                      Appeal from the United
                                                                 States District Court for the
MARK KROMREY,                                                    Western        District    of
     Plaintiff-Appellant,                                        Wisconsin.
               v.
                                                                 No. 09-cv-376-wmc
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE                              William M. Conley,        Chief
and AMI DOLENZ,                                                  Judge.
      Defendants-Appellees.


                                               Order

    Mark Kromrey contends that, beginning in 2001, he noticed sites on the Internet that
contained libelous or pornographic material relating to actress Ami Dolenz. He believes
that corrupt agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation are responsible. Kromrey
alleges in this suit that he faxed to the FBI more than 40 pages of documents about this
subject and others he deems related; Kromrey also sent emails and letters to Dolenz and
her agent, warning them about what Kromrey believes to be a conspiracy to injure her.




   * After examining the briefs and the record, we have concluded that oral argument is unnecessary.
See Fed. R. App. P. 34(a); Cir. R. 34(f).
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    In 2009 Kromrey submitted to the FBI’s headquarters a request, under the Freedom
of Information Act, 5 U.S.C. §552, for copies of the documents that he had sent to the FBI
in earlier years, plus any documents generated during the investigation that he had
hoped to spark. The FBI replied that a search of its central records system did not turn
up any documents satisfying Kromrey’s request. He then filed this suit, which led to
another search—this time of all records maintained by the FBI’s field offices, as well as
those catalogued in its central records system. This search turned up 15 pages of
responsive materials, which were turned over without redactions.

   Kromrey is sure that the FBI must be hiding other records. But he did not produce
any evidence of this, and the district judge properly granted summary judgment in
favor of the Department of Justice. Evidence submitted by the FBI demonstrates a
thorough search. That the agency may have thrown away materials Kromrey sent it
almost a decade ago is not a basis for relief under the Freedom of Information Act,
which applies only to documents that exist when a request for their production is made.
Kromrey contends that the district judge is biased against him and so was disqualified,
see 28 U.S.C. §455(b)(1), but the judge’s rulings are the sole basis of that contention.
Adverse rulings do not establish bias. See Liteky v. United States, 510 U.S. 540 (1994).
Nothing in this record calls into question the propriety of the district judge’s decision to
resolve this suit. (Kromrey actually relies on 28 U.S.C. §144 rather than §455, but §144
applies only to affidavits by counsel containing specific factual assertions that, if true,
demonstrate a judge’s disqualification. Kromrey neither submitted an affidavit nor
belongs to the bar. That is why we refer to §455 rather than §144.)

    Kromrey sued not only the Department of Justice but also Ami Dolenz. According to
Kromrey, Dolenz inflicted emotional distress on him by ignoring his communications.
She filed a motion to dismiss, contending that she had not been served with process and
that she is not subject to personal jurisdiction in the Western District of Wisconsin. The
district court decided to bypass all jurisdictional problems and dismiss the complaint
against Dolenz for failure to state a claim on which relief may be granted.

   That was a mistake. Before deciding any case on the merits, a federal court must
ensure the presence of both subject-matter jurisdiction and personal jurisdiction. It is
improper to assume jurisdiction and proceed to the merits, just because they are easy
while jurisdictional questions may be hard. See Steel Co. v. Citizens for Better
Environment, 523 U.S. 83, 93–102 (1998). There is no priority among grounds for not
addressing the merits; thus a district judge may with equal propriety dismiss a suit for
lack of subject-matter jurisdiction, lack of personal jurisdiction, or improper venue. See
Sinochem International Co. v. Malaysia International Shipping Corp., 549 U.S. 422 (2007);
Ruhrgas AG v. Marathon Oil Co., 526 U.S. 574 (1999). But unless both subject-matter and
personal jurisdiction have been established, a district court must dismiss the suit
without addressing the substance of the plaintiff’s claim.
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    It is hard to see a basis of subject-matter jurisdiction over the claim against Dolenz.
She is neither an agent of the federal government nor a state actor, and any assertion
that she conspired with the Department of Justice to injure Kromrey would be
implausible. (Recall that Kromrey’s underlying assertion is that agents of the FBI were
conspiring against Dolenz.) The supplemental jurisdiction does not apply, because
Kromrey’s tort claim against Dolenz is a controversy different from his claim against the
Department under the FOIA. See 28 U.S.C. §1367(a). Thus suit against Dolenz must rest
on the diversity jurisdiction. 28 U.S.C. §1332(a). Yet Kromrey has not alleged the parties’
citizenship or the amount in controversy, and it is difficult to see how the stakes could
exceed $75,000. As for personal jurisdiction: Nothing we have seen suggests that Dolenz
took any act, adverse to Kromrey, while in the Western District of Wisconsin (which
could support specific jurisdiction), or that her activities (if any) in Wisconsin would
subject her to that state’s general jurisdiction.

    It is unnecessary to remand, however. The district judge’s decision may be
understood as a conclusion that Kromrey’s claim against Dolenz was utterly
groundless, an evaluation that we share. An essentially fictitious claim does not come
within federal jurisdiction, no matter how the complaint is framed. See, e.g., Hagans v.
Lavine, 415 U.S. 528 (1974); Goosby v. Osser, 409 U.S. 512 (1973). We therefore modify the
district court’s judgment with respect to Dolenz to specify that the complaint is
dismissed under Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(1) for lack of subject-matter jurisdiction.

    The judgment of the district court with respect to the Department of Justice is
affirmed. The judgment with respect to Dolenz is modified and affirmed.
