                              UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
                              FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA



WEST BAY ONE, INC.,

        Plaintiff,

                v.                                    Civil Action No. 10-481 (RMC/JMF)

ENID EDDINGS; CRYSTAL PABREZIS;
and DOES 1-726,

        Defendants.



                                      MEMORANDUM ORDER

        Fran Laker (“Laker”) has become aware of the existence of a subpoena served upon an

Internet Service Provider (“ISP”) that might disclose whether he1 downloaded illegally a film.

Plaintiff is the copyright owner of this film and served that subpoena.

        As the matter now stands, Laker has not yet been named as a defendant but has moved to

quash the subpoena on the grounds that (1) the subpoena was not served on him; (2) he lives

more than 100 miles from the District of Columbia; (3) the subpoenas “imposed an undue

burden on Movants that raises significant constitutional questions;” and (4) the underlying case

must be dismissed for lack of personal jurisdiction, lack of subject matter jurisdiction and

mootness. Motion to Quash Subpoens [sic] [#100] at 1. According to Laker, “[i]t is improper to

impose on a third party the burden of any subpoena . . . in aid of a case that does not belong in

this Court in the first place.” Id.




1
 “Fran” may be a man or woman’s name. I am guessing a man and apologize if I have guessed
wrong.
         First, Laker relies on Rule 45 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, but the rights

granted by that Rule may be asserted only by the person subject to the subpoena, unless a

privilege in the matters to be disclosed is asserted by a third party. Novak v. Capital Mgmt. &

Development Corp., 241 F.R.D 389, 394 (D.D.C. 2007). The only possible “privilege” that

Laker could claim is in the disclosure by the ISP of his identity.2 But, that ship has sailed; Laker

has identified himself on the public record, obviating any concern about his “privacy”.

         Second, Laker has not been served with the subpoena and it does not impose any burden

on him whatsoever. If Laker is trying to move to dismiss the case for lack of jurisdiction over

his person or the subject matter, he will have to wait until he is in fact named as a defendant. As

Judge Collyer has pointed out,3 the defenses he may have to liability are not at issue merely

because a subpoena was served on an ISP.

         It is therefore, hereby,

         ORDERED that the Motion to Quash Subpoens [sic] [#100] is DENIED. I note that

Laker, if named as a defendant, reserves all of the defenses he may have to this action.

         SO ORDERED.
                                                                         Digitally signed by John M. Facciola
                                                                         DN: c=US, st=DC, ou=District of
                                                                         Columbia,
                                                                         email=John_M._Facciola@dcd.uscou
                                                                         rts.gov, o=U.S. District Court, District
                                                                         of Columbia, cn=John M. Facciola
                                                                         Date: 2012.01.19 10:04:16 -05'00'
                                               _____________________________
                                               JOHN M. FACCIOLA
                                               UNITED STATES MAGISTRATE JUDGE




2
 Judge Collyer has concluded, as have many other judges, that there is no such privilege. West
Bay One, Inc. v. Does 1-1,653, 270 F.R.D. 13, 15 (D.D.C. 2010).
3
    See Memorandum Opinion [#36] at 5.
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