
521 F.Supp.2d 575 (2007)
BLACKBOARD, INC., Plaintiff,
v.
DESIRE2LEARN, INC., Defendant.
Civil Action No. 9:06-CV-00155-RHC.
United States District Court, E.D. Texas, Lufkin Division.
November 5, 2007.
J. Thad Heartfield of The Heartfield Law Firm, Beaumont, TX, Christopher D. Bright, Daniel R. Foster, and Fay E. Morisseau of McDermott Will & Emery-Irvine, Irvine, CA, Claudia R.S. Schwartz, Evan A. Parke, James G. Rizzo, Michael S. Nadel, and Rebecca A.H. Watson of McDermott Will & Emery-Washington, Washington, DC, Clayton Edward Dark, Jr., Attorney at Law, Lufkin, TX, for Plaintiff.
Gregory S. Norrod, Jason J. Keener, Jonathan R. Spivey, Michael S. Kramer, and Sharon R. Barner of Foley & Lardner-Chicago, Chicago, IL, James J. Zeleskey, Attorney at Law, Lufkin, TX, Jo Ben Whittenburg of Orgain Bell & Tucker, Beaumont, TX, for Defendant.

ORDER
RON CLARK, District Judge.
Blackboard has moved to strike Desire2Learn's fourth dispositive motion for *576 exceeding the sixty page limit of the scheduling order. The page limit was adopted to encourage counsel in focusing on key issues. Allowing Desire2Learn to exceed the limit is not likely to illuminate the issues in this case, so the motion is granted.
The parties in this case have, between them, filed 48 motions, responses and replies in less than 14 months, which, including attachments and exhibits, consists of no fewer than eleven thousand pages. They seem to share the misconception, popular in some circles, that motion practice exists to require federal judges to shovel through steaming mounds of pleonastic arguments in a Herculean effort to uncover a hidden gem of logic that will ineluctably compel a favorable ruling. Nothing could be further from the truth.
In the context of a motion for summary judgment, for example, it is counsel's responsibility to hone in on the precise dispositive elements of a case, concerning which "there is no genuine issue as to any material fact." This is frequently easier for a defendant, which need only negate one essential element of a plaintiff's cause of action. If an opponent's case is so weak that a wide choice of dispositive arguments is available, it should be easy to choose one or two of the best. Inundating the court with a veritable smorgasbord of issues from which to choose leads to the conclusion that a party is unable to articulate clear grounds for judgement as a matter of law.
To date, Defendant has filed four dispositive motions in this case:
1. A motion which was a combination of: (A) Defendant's Response to Blackboard's Motion for Partial Summary Judgment on Desire2Learn's Third Affirmative Defense of Express or Implied License / Patent Exhaustion, (B) Defendant's Cross-Motion for Summary Judgment of License, and (C) Defendant's Motion to Dismiss Pursuant to Fed. R.Civ.P. 12(b)(1) for Lack of Subject Matter Jurisdiction [Doc. # 126, filed October 19, 2007];
2. Motion for Summary Judgment on Unenforceability of U.S. Patent 6,988,138 [Doc. # 127, filed on October 19, 2007];
3. Motion for Summary Judgment of Invalidity of U.S. Patent 6,988,138 [Doc. # 129, filed on October 22, 2007]; and
4. Motion for Summary Judgment, or in the Alternative for Partial Summary Judgment, of Non-Infringement of Claim 36 of U.S. Patent 6,988,138 [Doc. # 132, filed October 22, 2007].
The limit of sixty pages was clearly spelled out: "Regardless of how many dispositive motions a party files, each side is limited to a total of 60 pages for such motions." Scheduling Order [Doc. # 43]. Defendant argues that Doc. # 126 is almost entirely a response to Plaintiff's Motion for Partial Summary Judgment and should therefore not count toward the dispositive motion page limits. This an interesting position, considering that the caption on page 3 of this motion reads "D2L's Motion To Dismiss Under Rule 12(b)(1) and Cross-Motion For Summary Judgment of License" and the remainder of argument in the document is under that caption.
Requiring the court to pick through Defendant's motion, locate the specific paragraphs that deal with each particular issue, and compile a tally of how much of the motion concerns Defendant's Motion for Summary Judgment is not contemplated by the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules, nor by the court's Scheduling *577 Order.[1] Defendant cannot circumvent the plain language of the Scheduling Order limiting it to sixty pages for dispositive motions simply by filing a motion for summary judgment in the same document as its response to Plaintiff's Motion For Partial Summary Judgment. . . .
IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED that Plaintiff Blackboard, Inc.'s Motion to Strike Defendant Desire2Learn, Inc.'s Motion For Summary Judgment of Non-Infringement For Exceeding the Court's Page Limitations [Doc. # 135] is GRANTED. Defendant Desire2Learn, Inc.'s Motion for Summary Judgment, or in the Alternative for Partial Summary Judgment, of Non-Infringement of Claim 36 of U.S. Patent 6,988,138 [Doc. # 132] is struck.
NOTES
[1]  The parties dispute whether pages only partially filled with text should count toward the page limit. The court declines to engage in such a debate, and will include partially filled pages in its overall count.
