                            UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
                            FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
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ANGELO RICHARDSON,                  )
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                     Plaintiff,     )
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        v.                          )                 Civil Action No. 12-1937 (ABJ)
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ELEANOR HOLMES NORTON,              )
in her capacity as                  )
Delegate to THE U.S. HOUSE OF       )
REPRESENTATIVES,                    )
                                    )
                     Defendant.     )
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                                  MEMORANDUM OPINION

       Plaintiff Angelo Richardson filed a complaint against Eleanor Holmes Norton in her

capacity as Delegate to the United States House of Representatives in the Small Claims and

Conciliation branch of the Superior Court of the District of Columbia. Defendant has removed

the case to this Court under 28 U.S.C. § 1442(a). Notice of Removal (Nov. 30, 2012) [Dkt. # 1].

Because the Court lacks subject matter jurisdiction, it will dismiss the action with prejudice.

       The only allegations in the complaint are as follows:

                       Plaintiff Angelo Richardson was allegedly involved in a
               presidential investigation at providence Hospital and in the White House
               at 6-8-1986, case about a brain virus prison disease infection live on
               television, New channel, premeditated plot separated from his biological
               mother Law suit against the congress arising for 5000 Negligence to
               disputed case plaintiff economic skill.

Statement of Claim, Ex. 2 to Notice of Removal [Dkt. # 1-2].

       “Federal courts are courts of limited jurisdiction.        They possess only that power

authorized by Constitution and statute, which is not to be expanded by judicial decree. It is to be
presumed that a cause lies outside this limited jurisdiction, and the burden of establishing the

contrary rests upon the party asserting jurisdiction.” Kokkonen v. Guardian Life Ins. Co. of Am.,

511 U.S. 375, 377 (1994) (internal citations omitted). In addition, “‘[i]t is axiomatic that subject

matter jurisdiction may not be waived, and that courts may raise the issue sua sponte.’”

NetworkIP, LLC v. FCC, 548 F.3d 116, 120 (D.C. Cir. 2008), quoting Athens Cmty. Hosp., Inc.

v. Schweiker, 686 F.2d 989, 992 (D.C. Cir. 1982). Indeed, a federal court must raise the issue

because it is “forbidden – as a court of limited jurisdiction – from acting beyond [its] authority,

and ‘no action of the parties can confer subject-matter jurisdiction upon a federal court.’” Id.,

quoting Akinseye v. District of Columbia, 339 F.3d 970, 971 (D.C. Cir. 2003). A district court

may dismiss a complaint sua sponte pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(h)(3), when

it is evident that the court lacks subject-matter jurisdiction. See Evans v. Suter, No. 09-5242,

2010 WL 1632902 (D.C. Cir. Apr. 2, 2010), citing Hurt v. U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C.

Cir., No. 07-5019, 2008 WL 441786 (D.C. Cir. Jan. 24, 2008); Scholastic Entm’t, Inc. v. Fox

Entm’t Grp., Inc., 326 F.3d 982, 985 (9th Cir. 2003); Zernial v. United States, 714 F.2d 431,

433–34 (5th Cir. 1983).

       Subject matter jurisdiction is lacking where a complaint “is patently insubstantial

presenting no federal question suitable for decision.” Tooley v. Napolitano, 586 F.3d 1006, 1009

(D.C. Cir. 2009), quoting Best v. Kelly, 39 F.3d 328, 330 (D.C. Cir. 1994). A claim is “patently

insubstantial” when it is “flimsier than doubtful or questionable . . . essentially fictitious.” Best,

39 F.3d at 330 (internal quotations omitted); see Hagans v. Lavine, 415 U.S. 528, 536–37 (1974)

(“federal courts are without power to entertain claims otherwise within their jurisdiction if they

are so attenuated and unsubstantial as to be absolutely devoid of merit, wholly insubstantial, [or]

obviously frivolous”) (internal citations and quotation marks omitted); see, e.g., Peters v.



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Obama, Misc. No. 10-0298, 2010 WL 2541066 (D.D.C. June 21, 2010) (sua sponte dismissing

complaint alleging that President Obama had been served with and failed to respond to an

“Imperial Writ of Habeas Corpus” by the “Imperial Dominion of Axemem,” requiring the

plaintiff’s immediate release from a correctional institution).

       Although mindful that complaints filed by pro se litigants are held to less stringent

standards than those applied to formal pleadings drafted by lawyers, see Haines v. Kerner, 404

U.S. 519 (1972); Brown v. District of Columbia, 514 F.3d 1279, 1283 (D.C. Cir. 2008),

plaintiff’s allegations in the present case present “no federal question suitable for decision.”

Best, 39 F.3d at 330. Accordingly, the Court will dismiss this case sua sponte pursuant to Rule

12(h)(3) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. A

separate order will issue.




                                              AMY BERMAN JACKSON
                                              United States District Judge

DATE: December 3, 2012




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