                              UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
                              FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA


    LUIS IVAN POBLETE,

                 Plaintiff,

          v.                                                Civil Action No. 16-1797 (RDM)

    U.S. MARSHALS SERVICE, et al.,

                  Defendants.


                                   MEMORANDUM OPINION

         Pro se Plaintiff Luis Ivan Poblete brings this action against the U.S. Marshals Service,

two judges of the D.C. Superior Court, and a D.C.-based law firm. Dkt. 1-1 at 7, 21. Poblete

filed suit in D.C. Superior Court, but the U.S. Marshals Service removed the action here pursuant

to 28 U.S.C. § 1442, which authorizes the removal of actions filed in state courts against federal

agencies. 1 See Dkt. 1 at 2. It is difficult to discern the nature of Poblete’s claims or what relief

he seeks. His pleading—which he styles a “Writ of Mandamus/Prohibition”—is close to

unintelligible. See generally Dkt. 1-1 at 7–20 (hereinafter “Petition”).

         All Defendants have moved to dismiss for failure to state a claim. See Dkt. 2 at 4; Dkt. 3

at 2–3; Dkt. 5 at 6–7. The U.S. Marshals Service and the D.C. judges have also moved to

dismiss for lack of subject-matter jurisdiction, on the theory that Poblete’s claims are “patently

insubstantial.” Dkt. 2 at 5; Dkt. 5 at 7–8. Poblete has failed to oppose these motions, despite

having been advised of the consequences of such a failure. See Dkt. 6.




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 For purposes of § 1442, “[t]he term ‘State court’ includes the Superior Court of the District of
Columbia.” 28 U.S.C. § 1442(d)(6).
       Defendants’ arguments raise a novel issue of federal jurisdiction unaddressed by the

parties. Having considered it, the Court concludes that the “patently insubstantial” exception to

federal question subject-matter jurisdiction is inapplicable to suits removed to federal court by

federal agencies pursuant to § 1442. Remand to D.C. Superior Court is therefore unnecessary,

and the Court can reach the merits. On the merits, Poblete’s pleading fails to state a claim. The

Court, accordingly, will GRANT Defendants’ unopposed motions and will DISMISS the action.

                                       I. BACKGROUND

       Poblete’s pleading is difficult to follow, but his grievance apparently stems from a prior

lawsuit against him in D.C. Superior Court to compel foreclosure of certain property. Petition

¶ 3. The defendant judges presided over that underlying action, and the defendant law firm

represented the plaintiff in that action. The underlying action was subsequently removed to

federal court, and has now been dismissed as moot. See Residential Credit Opportunities Tr. v.

Poblete, No. 16-cv-561, 2017 WL 1183929 (D.D.C. Mar. 29, 2017).

       In the currently pending action, the crux of Poblete’s allegations appears to be that the

D.C. Superior Court lacked jurisdiction to hear the underlying foreclosure suit. Petition ¶ 3.

According to Poblete, “the Common Law of England” and 42 U.S.C. § 1988 authorize a “Writ of

Mandamus/Prohibition,” which “arrests the proceedings of any tribunal” acting “in excess of

[its] jurisdiction.” Id. ¶¶ 2–4. He then asserts that the D.C. Superior Court lacked jurisdiction

because the foreclosure action was “in breach of the public trust, outside of the Court[’]s

ministerial duty, and without proof of delegation of authority or jurisdiction of any kind.” Id.

¶ 5. To this he adds that he, and not the plaintiff seeking to foreclose, has the “Superior Claim”

to the foreclosed property. Id. ¶ 6. According to Poblete, each defendant is “acting in fraud and




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in violation of God’s covenant” by “attempting to enforce an unlawful lien” on his property “in

violation of 17 C.F.R. 450 et[] seq. and the Holy Covenant of the Creator God.” Id. ¶ 11.

        Poblete further alleges that “[t]he Superior Court of the District of Columbia is a criminal

enterprise.” Id. ¶ 14. He claims that the court “is under the direct supervision” of the defendant

judges, whom he says are “known to have acted without jurisdiction.” Id. ¶ 15. As a

consequence, he alleges, both judges “have become trespassers of the law and are engaged in

treason.” Id. ¶ 16. Poblete concludes with the allegation that “ANY JUDGE THAT ACTS in

regards to this instant matter will be acting as a fiduciary, and in direction violation of the

judicial canons of this state.” Id. ¶ 19.

                                            II. ANALYSIS

A.      Subject-Matter Jurisdiction

        The Court first rejects the argument that subject-matter jurisdiction is lacking because

Poblete’s claims are too “patently insubstantial” to “present[] [a] federal question.” Best v.

Kelly, 39 F.3d 328, 330 (D.C. Cir. 1994). To be sure, Poblete’s claims are insubstantial—but

that fact poses no jurisdictional bar. As explained below, federal agencies are entitled to defend

themselves in federal court, see 28 U.S.C. § 1442(a)(1), even against “insubstantial” claims. The

Court therefore has jurisdiction to decide the case, and need not remand it to D.C. Superior Court

as might otherwise be required. 2 See 28 U.S.C. § 1447(c).



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  Although Defendants ask this Court to dismiss the case for lack of subject-matter jurisdiction,
they fail to acknowledge 28 U.S.C. § 1447(c), which instructs that, “[i]f at any time before final
judgment it appears that the district court lacks subject matter jurisdiction, the case shall be
remanded.” Id. (emphasis added). The circuits are split as to whether § 1447(c) includes a
“futility exception,” and the D.C. Circuit has yet to take a stance on that question. See, e.g.,
Sibley v. McConnell, 139 F. Supp. 3d 194, 200 (D.D.C. 2015); 14C Charles Alan Wright &
Arthur R. Miller, Federal Practice and Procedure § 3739 & nn.77–81 (4th ed. updated Apr.
2017). It is far from clear, however, that even the courts that have declined to recognize a futility


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        The doctrine in question holds generally that “a suit may sometimes be dismissed for

want of jurisdiction where the alleged claim under the Constitution or federal statutes . . . is

wholly insubstantial and frivolous.” Bell v. Hood, 327 U.S. 678, 682–83 (1946). That rule has

been the subject of some criticism, see, e.g., Yazoo Cty. Indus. Dev. Corp. v. Suthoff, 454 U.S.

1157, 1159–62 (1982) (Rehnquist, J., dissenting from denial of petition for writ of certiorari),

and courts rarely dwell on its analytic origins. But it apparently derives from limitations read

into 28 U.S.C. § 1331 and similar statutes that supply subject-matter jurisdiction in cases “arising

under” federal law. See generally 13D Charles A. Wright & Arthur R. Miller, Federal Practice

and Procedure § 3564 (3d ed. updated Apr. 2017). Although Article III permits Congress to

grant federal jurisdiction over “any case . . . that might call for the application of federal law,”

Verlinden B.V. v. Cent. Bank of Nigeria, 461 U.S. 480, 492 (1983) (emphases added), the

“arising under” statutes are less expansive. Under the “well-pleaded complaint” rule, for

example, a case typically “arises under” federal law within the meaning of § 1331 only if the

federal question appears on the face of the complaint (as opposed to in a defense). Id. at 494

(citing Louisville & Nashville R.R. Co. v. Mottley, 211 U.S. 149 (1908)). The “patently

insubstantial” rule is a recognition that some allegations, although they may nominally reference

federal law, are simply too outlandish to create an actual federal controversy within the meaning

of the statute.

        Jurisdiction in this case, however, exists independently of § 1331 or any other “arising

under” statute. Instead, jurisdiction flows from 28 U.S.C. § 1442(a)(1), which grants federal


exception would still require the remand of a patently frivolous action against a federal agency,
given the manifest congressional preference for a federal forum embodied in § 1442(a)(1). See
Willingham v. Morgan, 395 U.S. 402, 406 (1969). In any event, the Court need not decide
whether to remand here because it concludes that Defendants’ jurisdictional arguments are
misplaced.

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agencies an “absolute” right of removal in state court cases brought against them. Willingham,

395 U.S. at 406. Section 1442 likewise confers subject-matter jurisdiction over such cases

“regardless of whether the suit could originally have been brought in a federal court.” Id. As a

result, the strictures of § 1331 are inapplicable, and the lack of a substantial federal question on

the face of Poblete’s pleading is of no jurisdictional significance. 3 See Mesa v. California, 489

U.S. 121, 136–37 (1989). After all, Congress enacted § 1442 to shield federal actors from

potentially “hostile state courts.” See Willingham, 395 U.S. at 405–06. It would be anomalous,

to say the least, if that protection extended to all claims against the United States except those

which a federal judge has deemed utterly devoid of merit.

        The Court, accordingly, holds that the “patently insubstantial” nature of Poblete’s claims

is immaterial to the presence of subject-matter jurisdiction in this suit.

B.      Failure to State a Claim

        On the merits, there can be no doubt that Poblete’s pleading fails to state a claim upon

which relief can be granted. Rule 8(a) requires that pleadings contain “a short and plain

statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief.” And Rule 12(b)(6)

authorizes dismissal of claims without any legal basis, “without regard to whether [the claims

are] based on an outlandish legal theory or on a close but ultimately unavailing one.” Neitzke v.

Williams, 490 U.S. 319, 327 (1989).

        Here, Poblete’s pleading—far from being “short” and “plain”—borders on

incomprehensible. To the extent it is intelligible at all, it alleges no facts that entitle him to any



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  The case must, of course, still involve a federal defense to satisfy Article III. It goes without
saying, however, that an action brought against a federal agency falls within Article III’s
“Arising Under” jurisdiction. See Verlinden, 461 U.S. at 492–94; Osborn v. Bank of the United
States, 22 U.S. (9 Wheat) 738, 821–22 (1824).

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relief. There is no basis in law for the proposition that, by entertaining a foreclosure suit against

Poblete, the defendant judges committed any ethical “violation,” any “breach of the public trust,”

any “fraud,” any “trespass,” and especially any “criminal” activity or “treason.” Petition at ¶¶ 5,

11, 14, 16. To the extent Poblete seeks money damages from those judges, they enjoy absolute

judicial immunity. See, e.g., Atherton v. D.C. Office of Mayor, 567 F.3d 672, 682 (D.C. Cir.

2009). To the extent Poblete asks this Court to dismiss the foreclosure case against him, the

Court lacks authority to do so, see Klayman v. Kollar-Kotelly, No. 12-5340, 2013 WL 2395909,

at *1 (D.C. Cir. May 20, 2013), and, as that foreclosure case is now resolved, the issue is in any

event moot, see Residential Credit Opportunities Tr., 2017 WL 1183929, at *1. Finally, it is

difficult to fathom what colorable claims Poblete might conceivably bring against the law firm or

the U.S. Marshals Service.

                                          CONCLUSION

       The Court, accordingly, will GRANT Defendants’ unopposed motions to dismiss the

action for failure to state a claim. A separate order will issue.




                                                       /s/ Randolph D. Moss
                                                       RANDOLPH D. MOSS
                                                       United States District Judge


Date: May 22, 2017




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