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                  UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
                                 FOR THE SIXTH CIRCUIT



 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,                              ┐
                                  Plaintiff-Appellee,   │
                                                        │
                                                         >    No. 17-2285
       v.                                               │
                                                        │
                                                        │
 SEAN MICHAEL FITZGERALD,                               │
                                Defendant-Appellant.    │
                                                        ┘

                        Appeal from the United States District Court
                   for the Western District of Michigan at Grand Rapids.
                No. 1:16-cr-00178-1—Robert J. Jonker, Chief District Judge.

                                   Argued: April 26, 2018

                             Decided and Filed: October 15, 2018

            Before: BATCHELDER, McKEAGUE, and GRIFFIN, Circuit Judges.
                              _________________

                                         COUNSEL

ARGUED: Avram D. Frey, GIBBONS P.C., Newark, New Jersey, for Appellant. Justin M.
Presant, UNITED STATES ATTORNEY’S OFFICE, Grand Rapids, Michigan, for Appellee.
ON BRIEF: Avram D. Frey, Lawrence S. Lustberg, GIBBONS P.C., Newark, New Jersey, for
Appellant. Justin M. Presant, UNITED STATES ATTORNEY’S OFFICE, Grand Rapids,
Michigan, for Appellee.

      McKEAGUE, J., delivered the opinion of the court in which BATCHELDER, J., joined.
GRIFFIN, J. (pp. 18–27), delivered a separate dissenting opinion.
 No. 17-2285                       United States v. Fitzgerald                           Page 2


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                                           OPINION
                                     _________________

        McKEAGUE, Circuit Judge. On August 25, 2016, Talon Air pilot Sean Fitzgerald
showed up rip-roaring drunk to the Traverse City, Michigan, airport. Fitzgerald was set to fly
that morning, so he went about readying a jet for take-off. He conducted a walk-around safety
check before entering the cockpit, where he calibrated the altimeter, programmed the flight-
management system, turned on the auxiliary power unit, and requested flight clearance from air-
traffic control.

        Thankfully for the passengers yet to board, Fitzgerald’s co-pilot recognized his
inebriation and alerted Talon Air executives, who in turn notified local law enforcement.
Fitzgerald was arrested and charged under 18 U.S.C. § 342, which makes it a crime to operate a
common carrier while intoxicated.      The jury convicted Fitzgerald, and the district court
sentenced him to one year and one day in prison and to three years of supervised release. On
appeal, Fitzgerald contends that the actions he performed were not enough to operate the aircraft
within the meaning of § 342, that the jury was wrongly instructed, and that the district court
erred at his sentencing. We AFFIRM.

                                                I

        On August 25, 2016, Sean Fitzgerald and Manuel Ramirez were scheduled to fly a
private jet for Talon Air from Traverse City, Michigan to Bedford, Massachusetts. The two
planned to meet in the lobby of their hotel roughly two hours before their 8:20 a.m. scheduled
departure.   Fitzgerald showed up late, and Ramirez said he immediately “felt” alcohol on
Fitzgerald—his breath smelled of it, and his eyes were bloodshot. Ramirez three times pressed
Fitzgerald during their drive to the airport whether he was fit to fly. Fitzgerald three times
denied that anything was amiss.

        Ramirez and Fitzgerald arrived at the airport around 7:00 a.m. Ramirez questioned
Fitzgerald a fourth time, but Fitzgerald again insisted he was fine. Unconvinced, Ramirez took
 No. 17-2285                              United States v. Fitzgerald                                     Page 3


matters into his own hands. He asked Fitzgerald to stay put, then called his superiors at Talon
Air, who in turn notified the Traverse City Police Department.

        Meanwhile, Fitzgerald began to prepare the airplane for flight. Fitzgerald ordered fuel;
completed a “walkaround” inspection of the outside of the airplane; and entered the cockpit,
where he calibrated the altimeter, programmed the flight-management system, turned on the
auxiliary power unit, and requested flight clearance from air-traffic control.1

        The police soon after arrived and found Fitzgerald in the cockpit, still tinkering with the
airplane’s controls. The police ran Fitzgerald through a visual sobriety test, which Fitzgerald
promptly failed. Two subsequent breath tests confirmed what his bloodshot eyes suggested:
Fitzgerald was very drunk, registering a blood-alcohol content (BAC) of 0.301% and 0.312%.2
Fitzgerald was arrested and taken to a nearby hospital for further examination; a blood test
90 minutes later revealed a 0.343% BAC.                 For reference, a BAC of .10% gives rise to a
presumption of intoxication under the statute. 18 U.S.C. § 343. FAA regulations, meanwhile,
prohibit acting or attempting to act as a crewmember of a civil aircraft with a BAC of 0.04% or
higher—meaning that Fitzgerald’s BAC was about eight times over that limit.                            14 C.F.R.
§ 91.17(a)(4).

        The government charged Fitzgerald with operating a common carrier while under the
influence of alcohol in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 342. Fitzgerald moved to dismiss the indictment
on the basis that his preflight actions did not constitute operating the aircraft, but the district
court denied the motion. The parties nevertheless continued to wrangle in the lead-up to trial
about what it means to “operate” an airplane. In general, Fitzgerald argued for a more restrictive
definition, contending that only actions taken once passengers were aboard or the engines were
turned on could constitute operation. The government urged a more flexible definition without
such bright-line cutoffs. After extensive briefing and a few iterations, the district court landed on
the instruction at the heart of this case.

        1Given    the scope of this court’s review of jury verdicts, the fact summary is presented in the light most
favorable to the prosecution.
         2“BAC” sometimes also refers to “blood alcohol concentration,” but we use “content” since it is consistent
with the United States Code. See 18 U.S.C. § 343.
 No. 17-2285                        United States v. Fitzgerald                            Page 4


       At trial, Fitzgerald admitted that he was intoxicated and that the airplane was a common
carrier. The lone issue, therefore, was whether Fitzgerald “operated” the airplane. After proofs
closed, Fitzgerald moved for a judgment of acquittal, which the district court denied. The jury
convicted Fitzgerald, and the district court—after rejecting Fitzgerald’s request for a downward
departure—sentenced him to one year and one day in prison and to three years of supervised
release. Fitzgerald now challenges the district court’s interpretation of “operate,” the sufficiency
of the evidence supporting his conviction, the jury instructions, and his sentence.
                                                 II

       The core question in this case is one that neither we nor any of our sister circuits have
confronted: what does it mean to “operate” a common carrier under 18 U.S.C. § 342? Fitzgerald
contends that the district court’s erroneous definition of the term led it to mistakenly deny his
motion for a judgment of acquittal and, eventually, caused the jury to wrongfully convict him.
Section 342 provides:

       Whoever operates or directs the operation of a common carrier while under the
       influence of alcohol or any controlled substance (as defined in section 102 of the
       Controlled Substances Act (21 U.S.C. 802)), shall be imprisoned not more than
       fifteen years or fined under this title, or both.

The government thus had to prove three elements beyond a reasonable doubt: that Fitzgerald
(1) operated or directed the operation of (2) a common carrier (3) while intoxicated. Because
Fitzgerald concedes the aircraft he was preparing to fly was a common carrier and that he was
intoxicated, the only question is the first element—whether his actions sufficed to “operate” the
airplane. The district court instructed the jury as follows on the meaning of operate:

       The term “operate” generally means to run or control the functioning of
       something. For a commercial pilot this term includes anything the pilot does or
       directs in his capacity as a pilot before, during, or after flight, but only if the
       evidence convinces you beyond a reasonable doubt that the activity or direction
       was directly and proximately linked to actual operational or functional
       requirements for the flight and not simply some administrative or clerical task.

       Fitzgerald says the instruction swept too broadly. He argues that to operate an airplane is
to control its movement, and that because the airplane never moved—the engines in fact never
started—he did not operate the aircraft. The government objects that Fitzgerald’s definition is
 No. 17-2285                                 United States v. Fitzgerald                             Page 5


unduly cramped and that the statute covers “the operation of the plane in preparation for it to
move.” Appellee Br. at 23 (emphasis added).3 The district court’s instruction, the government
contends, rightly accounted for this.
           We review this question of statutory interpretation de novo, United States v. Miller,
734 F.3d 530, 539 (6th Cir. 2013), though a well-trod path guides our inquiry. We start with the
disputed term itself, which, if left undefined in the statute, must be given “its ordinary or natural
meaning.” Id. at 540 (quoting Smith v. United States, 508 U.S. 223, 228 (1993)). If a word in
isolation is susceptible of multiple meanings, however, we work outward and examine the
statutory context, “consider[ing] not only the bare meaning of the word but also its placement
and purpose in the statutory scheme.” Id. (quoting Bailey v. United States, 516 U.S. 137, 145
(1995)). Last of all, working only within the range of “textually permissible meanings,” we
consider which of those interpretations would serve, rather than frustrate, the statute’s manifest
purpose. Antonin Scalia & Bryan A. Garner, Reading Law 57 (2012); see John Hancock Mut.
Life Ins. Co. v. Harris Tr. & Sav. Bank, 510 U.S. 86, 94-95 (1993) (interpreting “language of the
governing statute” in light of the statute’s “object and policy”).

           The Ordinary Meaning of “Operates.” The statute does not define the term “operate,” so
we can assume that Congress intended the word be given its ordinary meaning. Miller, 734 F.3d
at 540. Dictionaries provide a helpful proxy. One defines “operate” as: “To cause or actuate the
working of; to work (a machine, etc.).” Oxford English Dictionary 848 (2d ed. 1989). Another:
“To work or use a machine, apparatus, or the like.” Random House Dictionary of the English
Language 1357 (2d ed. 1987). And another: “to cause to function usu[ally] by direct personal
effort: work (a car) (operating a drill press).” Webster’s Third New International Dictionary of
the English Language 1581 (3d ed. 1986). Finally, there is the definition the district court
incorporated directly into the jury instructions: “To run or control the functioning of.” American
Heritage Dictionary 1233 (4th ed. 2000).

           Under each of the above definitions, Fitzgerald could be deemed to have “operated” the
aircraft when he took certain preflight steps. Recall what Fitzgerald did: he calibrated the

           3Interestingly,   neither “movement” nor “preparation”—words stressed by the parties—appears in the
statute.
 No. 17-2285                         United States v. Fitzgerald                            Page 6


altimeter (which calculates altitude), programmed the flight-management system (which controls
navigation), turned on the auxiliary power unit (which provides energy for functions other than
propulsion), and requested flight clearance from air-traffic control. Fitzgerald’s actions by
themselves were not sufficient to “cause” the airplane to take flight (as the Oxford and Webster’s
Dictionaries would say), but they were necessary steps along the way. And Fitzgerald was
certainly “work[ing] or us[ing] a machine” under the Random House definition—he adjusted its
instruments and programmed its flight path. On the same reasoning, Fitzgerald appears to have
“run or control[led] the functioning of” the airplane under the American Heritage definition. The
upshot of our dive into the dictionaries, then, is that “operate” comprises a wide universe of
actions—anything that causes a machine to work, works a machine, or controls a machine’s
functioning. For the sake of clarity moving forward, we use the American Heritage definition
that the district court used (a definition, by the way, to which both parties acceded below): to
“operate” something is to run or control its functioning.

Still, questions of kind and degree remain.       Ordinary usage may teach us that to operate
something is to run or control it, but what kind of control must one exert over an airplane?
Surely not every act of control can count—that would sweep in every mechanic who swaps out a
part before take-off and any flight attendant who seals the airplane doors. And how much
control must a pilot exercise? Commercial aircraft are almost always guided by two pilots; if
one performs only 10% of those tasks necessary to operate the plane, has he operated it? Though
we can safely say that a pilot “operates” a plane even while auto-pilot is engaged, what of the
pilot who calibrates the plane’s instruments while still on the ground? The word “operates” by
itself does not suggest obvious limiting principles that help answer these questions. So, to
context we turn. Miller, 734 F.3d at 540.

       Statutory Context. However ambiguous “operates” may be in isolation, “context gives
meaning.” United States v. Santos, 553 U.S. 507, 512 (2008) (stating that a statutory term must
be read “as it is used in the federal . . . statute”). Indeed, even were we convinced that “operates”
had a clear definition in isolation, “[t]he meaning of statutory language, plain or not, depends on
context.” Miller, 734 F.3d at 540.
 No. 17-2285                               United States v. Fitzgerald                                       Page 7


         Fitzgerald contends that the statutory context strengthens his interpretation. Because
§ 342 is devoted to common carriers—planes, trains, buses, and ships—Fitzgerald argues
“operates” must “be viewed as control relative to movement.” That is, it’s not enough to define
operates as to “run or control the functioning of” the machine; instead, the person must “run or
control the functioning of” the machine’s “essential function.” And since a common carrier’s
essential function is to move passengers from point A to point B, Fitzgerald says the ordinary
meaning of operating a common carrier is to run or control “the movement necessary for travel
and transportation.” Fitzgerald hopes some analogies will illustrate his point. He argues that one
does not “operate” a computer simply by opening the hardware and making a repair, even if one
would say that action “controls the computer’s functioning.”                      Instead, a person operates a
computer only when she uses it for its “central function, i.e., use for personal computing.”
Likewise, Fitzgerald says one does not “operate” a bicycle by giving it a tune-up; that occurs
only when a person “control[s] its essential function, i.e., by riding it.”

         Fitzgerald has a point, but he takes it too far. Section 342 is indeed a law about common
carriers, all of which have the goal of moving paying passengers from one place to another. It
does make sense, then, to interpret “operates” by reference to movement. But why should the
contextual North Star be “common carrier,” as opposed to the specific type of common carrier at
issue in a given case? A far more natural and sensible approach is to consider what it means to
operate a bus, or a train, or a ship—or, in this case, an airplane—rather than to treat common
carriers as a monolithic entity. A look to § 342’s neighbor shows that Congress has done just
that. See 18 U.S.C. § 341 (distinguishing various types of common carriers). And the safe and
effective movement of an airplane is not determined by actions taken only after passengers
board or the engines start or the airplane moves, which appear to be Fitzgerald’s favored lines for
demarcating when “operating” can begin. To the contrary, actions taken before any of these
arbitrary boxes are checked might influence the aircraft’s movement just as much as those taken
after—a truth well borne out by the evidence in this case.4 So, Fitzgerald is right that “operates”

         4  It is noteworthy that the dissent’s proposed approach would create a more restrictive cut-off for operation
than even Fitzgerald proposes, since the latter, after all, admits that activities “proximate” to movement might
suffice to operate a common carrier. The dissent ties its definition of “operate” to its definition of “common
carrier,” arguing that an airplane does not become a common carrier until the instant it is transporting passengers or
freight, so a pilot cannot operate a common carrier before that instant.
 No. 17-2285                              United States v. Fitzgerald                                     Page 8


should be interpreted in a way that accounts for common carriers’ essential movement function,
but the government is right that “operates” should be read in light of the common-sense
understanding that the safe and effective movement of a complex airplane depends on actions
taken long before actual movement ever begins.5

        Where does that leave us in our interpretive puzzle? Somewhere, we think, right around
the jury instructions given by the district court. The instructions reflected the idea that to
“operate” a common carrier is to control its movement by emphasizing that Fitzgerald’s actions
could only count as operating if they were connected to “the flight” of the airplane. Yet the
district court also understood that a definition limited only to activities during the flight itself
would not work, because that would fail to account for the critical preflight activities pilots must
complete to actually (and safely) move an aircraft. So the district court interpreted “operates” to
include pilot actions “directly and proximately linked to actual operational or functional
requirements for the flight.”

        These instructions fit nicely in the context of operating a complex airplane, including the
reality that preflight actions might well dictate the airplane’s movement once the engines are
fired up and the plane is in the air. As the district court explained in its pretrial ruling on the
instructions issue:

        [O]nce a commercial pilot steps on board the aircraft and into the cockpit, it is
        hard to characterize any activity undertaken as merely administrative. The pilot is
        now in the physical location where he or she can access all of the aircraft controls.
        The required pre-flight checks involve physically testing and checking the
        controls that will be used in flight—radio, rudder pedals, circuit breakers,
        autopilot and fuel gauges to name a few. Some of what the pilot does may
        actually directly control the function of the aircraft, such as inputting flight-plan
        parameters that will engage when the autopilot feature takes over in flight. The
        Court’s proposed language takes these situations into account[.]




        5This is an obvious point, and evidence at trial adequately established it, but the FAA’s Airplane Flying
Handbook makes it explicitly in its chapter on “Ground Operations”: “All pilots must ensure that they place a
strong emphasis on ground operations as this is where safe flight begins and ends. At no time should a pilot hastily
consider ground operations without proper and effective thoroughness.” The Handbook is available at
https://www.faa.gov/regulations_policies/handbooks_manuals/aviation/airplane_handbook/media/04_afh_ch2.pdf
 No. 17-2285                         United States v. Fitzgerald                               Page 9


R. 38, PID 107 (emphasis added).          And indeed, the evidence at trial showed Fitzgerald
completed at least one of those preflight actions that directly control the airplane’s in-flight
movement.      Fitzgerald’s co-pilot, Ramirez, testified that he saw Fitzgerald “inputting
information” into the aircraft’s “flight management system,” which Ramirez said “is basically
the navigation brain of the aircraft. Anything you input in there the aircraft will follow.”

       This testimony alone points up the unworkability of Fitzgerald’s engines-on, passengers-
aboard, actually-moving approach; none of these conditions were met, and yet Fitzgerald was
controlling the airplane’s “navigation brain.”          It also undercuts the dissent’s similar
requirements. Even accepting the dissent’s premise that to operate an “air common carrier” is to
“control its transport of public passengers or freight,” it is apparent from Ramirez’s “navigation
brain” testimony alone that passengers need not be on board nor the plane actually moving for a
pilot to exercise control over the flight.     And, lastly, the evidence at trial puts the lie to
Fitzgerald’s computer and bicycle analogies. The repair work described in the examples is far
different from the preparatory steps Fitzgerald took in the cockpit. In the analogies, nothing
done dictates how a person will use the computer—what applications will be accessed, or to
what end the computer’s processing power will be put—or how a person will move the bicycle—
going a certain speed, or traveling in a particular direction. In Fitzgerald’s case, by contrast, the
actions he took—including programming the airplane’s “navigation brain”—may well have
controlled the airplane’s movement once in flight.

       The district court’s explanation for its instructions also bolsters the point that what it
means to “operate” a common carrier will vary quite a lot among the vehicles that comprise the
class of common carriers. The act of operating an airplane is far more complex than driving a
bus, and certain pre-movement activities might be especially critical for the former. A pilot’s
intoxication while preparing for take-off—especially when he is completing tasks without a co-
pilot’s supervision, as Fitzgerald’s co-pilot said was their custom—might prove more dangerous
than a pilot’s intoxication during flight itself, for at least two reasons.        The first is that
commercial air travel, unlike road travel, is almost always done by at least two pilots. Had
Fitzgerald actually taken flight on the Talon Air jet that morning, Ramirez could have taken the
reins. The second is that air travel, again unlike road travel, is not so reliant on the split-second,
 No. 17-2285                           United States v. Fitzgerald                       Page 10


start-stop reflexes that are often called upon while driving in traffic. A plane should never find
itself passing another plane head-on in close proximity or forced to hit the brakes because of a
sudden slow-down. This is not to say a pilot’s job is an easy one, but only that intoxication in
the lead-up to take-off may well dictate the plane’s safe and effective movement more than
anything that happens up in the air.

        Contextual considerations—with due attention paid to the intricacies of operating an
aircraft specifically and not just a “common carrier” generally—thus establish the integrity of the
district court’s interpretation of “operate.” And even assuming the term remained ambiguous,
the statute’s public-safety purpose further confirms the district court’s reading.

        Statutory Purpose.    Where Congress’s objective is clear, we consider whether that
“purpose is better served by construing” a statute one way or the other. See Holloway v. United
States, 526 U.S. 1, 9 (1999); see also Scalia & Garner, Reading Law 56 (“[T]he resolution of an
ambiguity or vagueness that achieves a statute’s purpose should be favored over the resolution
that frustrates its purpose.”). The parties disagree about how to best define § 342’s purpose.
Fitzgerald frames it in a more limited fashion. He says the purpose of § 342 is to protect
passengers from harm during movement. The government offers a broader purpose. It says the
statute is meant to protect people from harm while a common carrier is moving, like Fitzgerald
says, but also while it is being prepared to move. This disagreement creates the misimpression
that neither party’s interpretation of “operates” works under both conceptions of § 342’s purpose.
This just isn’t so.

        Even accepting that Fitzgerald is right about the purpose of § 342—that it is only meant
to protect passengers during movement—it does not follow that actions taken in preparation for
movement should fall outside § 342’s reach. That rule would frustrate, not effectuate, § 342’s
purpose. Suppose this case presented far more tragic facts: that after Fitzgerald was removed
from the flight, Ramirez neglected to re-program the flight-management system, and that shortly
after take-off, the path charted by Fitzgerald’s handiwork caused the Talon Air jet to collide with
another plane. In this scenario, the calamity occurred while the plane was moving, but the root
cause of it was Fitzgerald’s error during preparation. Yet on Fitzgerald’s view of § 342, he
would evade prosecution. No matter how integral the steps he took were to the plane’s actual
 No. 17-2285                               United States v. Fitzgerald                                     Page 11


movement, if those steps were done before movement commenced, Fitzgerald says § 342 ought
not bear on his behavior. That construction of the statute would frustrate Fitzgerald’s own
conception of § 342’s purpose to protect passengers on common carriers during movement.

         It may go too far to say § 342 would be rendered an absurdity if it did not cover preflight
conduct, since the statute would, after all, still reach certifiably drunk pilots in midair. Even so,
“absurd results are to be avoided,” United States v. Turkette, 452 U.S. 576, 580 (1981), and
courts should not construe a statute to “produce an absurd result that we are confident Congress
did not intend,” United States v. Underhill, 813 F.2d 105, 112 (6th Cir. 1987). But if we drew
the “operates” line at engine-firing or wheels-turning, peculiar results could follow. One is
highlighted vividly (if sensationally) by the government: “the drunk pilot would have to be
traveling down the runway, with human lives strapped into a twenty-ton hunk of metal and fuel,
hurtling toward 35,000 feet at 500 miles per hour, before federal law would prohibit his
conduct.” The example illustrates how anomalous it would be to treat an airplane and a bus the
same for operating-while-intoxicated purposes. Airplanes cannot be pulled over. And a pilot
who realizes he’s had one too many drinks cannot slide into a rest stop and sleep it off. Once the
flight has begun, all those mitigating options have vanished. The passengers and the public are
at the pilot’s mercy—dulled senses, impaired judgment, and all. If a pilot cannot violate § 342
by his preflight conduct, or can do so only when it may be too late to stop him, Congress’s desire
to protect passengers on common carriers would be undermined. While the statute would not be
rendered toothless, it would lose its most meaningful bite.6

         Some 200 years ago, the Supreme Court refused a similar invitation to defang federal
law. In The Emily & the Caroline, the Court considered a provision in The Slave Trade Act of
1794 that made it illegal to “prepare [] any ship or vessel . . . for the purpose of carrying on any
trade or traffic in slaves”; any ship so prepared was subject to forfeiture. 22 U.S. (9 Wheat) 381
(1824). The critical question was whether “prepare” meant to begin preparation or to complete
it. The shipowners argued the latter and insisted their actions were a “mere inceptive fitting out,


         6To be sure, the statute could still be enforced against pilots, but seemingly only once a pilot has completed
a flight—and hence only after the danger the statute guards against has come to pass. See United States v.
Cope, 676 F.3d 1219 (10th Cir. 2012) (prosecuting pilot under § 342, but only after he had completed a flight).
 No. 17-2285                         United States v. Fitzgerald                           Page 12


or an attempt to fit out” and thus “did not constitute the offence created by the acts of Congress.”
Id. at 383. The Court would have none of it. Because such an interpretation would make
enforcement nearly impossible—the ship could simply set sail, thereby evading capture—the
Court settled on a more flexible standard:

       As soon . . . as the preparations have progressed, so far as clearly and
       satisfactorily to show the purpose for which they are made, the right of seizure
       attaches. To apply the construction contended for on the part of the claimant, that
       the fitting or preparation must be complete, and the vessel ready for sea, before
       she can be seized, would be rendering the law in a great measure nugatory, and
       enable offenders to elude its provisions in the most easy manner.

Id. at 389. As with the Emily and Caroline ships, so too with airplanes. If “operate” started with
movement, “evasion of the law”—at least until the danger it sought to prevent had already
materialized—would be “rendered almost certain.” See id. at 390. Accordingly, not only is the
district court’s interpretation tenable as a textual matter, it is also superior to Fitzgerald’s as a
practical one: it would further § 342’s public-safety purpose, not frustrate it.

       Lastly, a few words on the rule of lenity, to which, had we discovered ambiguity in the
term “operate,” we could turn to break an interpretive-grid lock in Fitzgerald’s favor. See United
States v. Bass, 404 U.S. 336, 347 (1971). Fitzgerald summons the rule here, but it is inapt for
two reasons. First, we only invoke the rule when the usual tools of statutory construction leave
us with a “grievous ambiguity,” not when, as here, they resolve the interpretive question.
Chapman v. United States, 500 U.S. 453, 463 (1991) (citation omitted). But even if such
ambiguity remained, the rule is a poor fit for this case. Lenity is premised in large measure on
fair-notice principles—the idea that citizens must be given fair warning that certain conduct
might subject them to criminal sanction. See McBoyle v. United States, 283 U.S. 25, 27 (1931)
(refusing to expand a criminal statute’s reach without “a fair warning . . . given to the world in
language the common world will understand”); United States v. Lanier, 520 U.S. 259, 266
(1997) (describing lenity “as a sort of junior version of the vagueness doctrine” that “ensures fair
warning by so resolving ambiguity in a criminal statute as to apply it only to conduct clearly
covered” (citation and quotation marks omitted)).            This court has embraced the same
understanding of lenity. See United States v. Canelas–Amador, 837 F.3d 668, 674 (6th Cir.
2016) (invoking lenity where law did not provide a “minimum level of clarity and transparency”
 No. 17-2285                           United States v. Fitzgerald                        Page 13


and thus “fail[ed] to provide fair notice”). Fitzgerald, however, did not lack fair notice that he
was acting illegally.    Every American from their teenage years onward understands the
delinquency inherent in drunk driving. Perhaps no one appreciates this reality more than a
commercial airplane pilot with passengers in his care. It is thus little wonder why Fitzgerald
repeatedly denied having had anything to drink; he knew answering otherwise would keep him
from the cockpit. Nor is it surprising that Fitzgerald begged his arresting officer’s mercy and
told him that “this is going to ruin my life.” In short, even if the appropriate meaning of
“operate” remained ambiguous, we would hesitate to invoke the rule of lenity to resolve it.

                                           *       *      *

       While this case presents an interesting question of statutory interpretation, it is only
because, “[c]ondemned to the use of words, we can never expect mathematical certainty from
our language.” Grayned v. City of Rockford, 408 U.S. 104, 110 (1972) (addressing vagueness
argument). No definition of “operate” could account seamlessly for the facts presented by cases,
like this one, at the margin. What is clear, however, is that the rules proposed by Fitzgerald and
the dissent—that passengers must be aboard, the engines must be on, and the plane must be
moving—are neither textually mandated nor practically sensible.              The district court’s
interpretation of “operate,” by contrast, was suitably tailored to the particular facts of this case
and provided the jury with ample and accurate guidance for its deliberations. We therefore reject
Fitzgerald’s interpretive challenge.

                                                  III

       Given the district court’s interpretation of “operate,” did the government produce enough
evidence to sustain the jury’s verdict against Fitzgerald? Clearly, yes.

       This court “will reverse a judgment for insufficiency of evidence only if, viewing the
record as a whole, the judgment is not supported by substantial and competent evidence.”
United States v. Taylor, 800 F.3d 701, 711 (6th Cir. 2015). In determining whether “substantial
and competent evidence” supported the judgment, this court must draw all reasonable inferences
from the record in favor of the prosecution and must avoid the temptation to weigh the evidence
anew or assess the credibility of witnesses. Id. After doing so, if “any rational [juror] could
 No. 17-2285                         United States v. Fitzgerald                          Page 14


have found the essential elements of the crime beyond a reasonable doubt,” the judgment must
be affirmed. Id.

       The analysis above respecting the meaning of “operate” largely resolves Fitzgerald’s
sufficiency challenge. The evidence presented at trial, taken in the light most favorable to the
prosecution, showed that Fitzgerald manipulated several of the airplane’s controls for nearly an
hour, turning on the auxiliary power unit, calibrating the altitude-measuring device,
programming the flight-management system, and communicating with air-traffic control. Any
one of these actions alone might have provided sufficient evidence of operation. Taken together,
it is not close: a rational trier of fact could have found beyond a reasonable doubt that Fitzgerald
operated the aircraft, since he performed many “actual operational or functional requirements for
the flight, and not simply some administrative or clerical task.” Sufficient evidence therefore
supported Fitzgerald’s conviction.

                                                IV

       Fitzgerald next argues that the district court’s definition of “operate” led it to commit a
second reversible error: providing erroneous jury instructions. We review a district court’s
instructions, including any responses to jury questions, for an abuse of discretion. United States
v. Fisher, 648 F.3d 442, 446-47 (6th Cir. 2011). This means we will not quibble with the court’s
instructions unless they were, as a whole, “confusing, misleading, and prejudicial.” United
States v. Young, 553 F.3d 1035, 1050 (6th Cir. 2009) (citation and quotation marks omitted).

       As with Fitzgerald’s sufficiency-of-the-evidence challenge, the fact that we have ruled
against him on the meaning of “operate” all but dooms his cause on the instructions issue.
Fitzgerald’s primary argument is the same one we have already rejected—that the “directly and
proximately linked to actual operational or functional requirements for the flight” goes beyond
the proper meaning of “operate” because it “goes well beyond control of movement.”

       But one wrinkle in Fitzgerald’s jury-instructions argument warrants further discussion.
Fitzgerald says the court’s instruction and its answer to a later jury question on the instruction—
in light of the testimony at trial—in effect directed a verdict against him. His argument runs
likes this: the government’s aviation expert testified that any step listed in the airplane’s
 No. 17-2285                             United States v. Fitzgerald                                   Page 15


instruction manual was an operational or functional requirement for flight; evidence at trial
showed Fitzgerald completed some of the steps in the instruction manual; and since the district
court’s instruction said that completing any operational or functional requirement for the flight
constituted operation of the aircraft, the jury had no choice but to convict. As Fitzgerald puts it,
“a reasonable juror would have understood the court’s instruction to define ‘operates’ as akin to
‘undertakes any step listed in the aircraft’s instruction manual.’”

        We disagree. Neither the district court’s instruction, nor its later response to the jury’s
question, told the jury what counts as an operational or functional requirement for the flight.
True, the government’s witness testified that he would consider certain items in the manual’s
preflight checklist to constitute operational or functional requirements, but never—not in the
instructions themselves, and not in any answer to jury questions—did the district court instruct
the jury that it must accept that testimony. The jury asked the court to clarify whether “actual
operational or functional requirements for the flight” meant “flight of [the] plane physically or
does it mean ‘legally’ as per operation manual?” The court responded that the “operation
manual . . . may have some help for you on what you think fits within those requirements,” but
cautioned the jury that the manual will not “give you the magic answer” and that this was not “a
needle-in-a-haystack operation.”7 Rather, as with any piece of evidence, the district court said
the manual is but one part of an “amalgamation”; it remained the jury’s job to decide how to treat
the manual and the government witness’s testimony, and how to weigh all the evidence together
in deciding whether Fitzgerald’s actions qualified as operational or functional requirements for
the flight.

        Far from directing a verdict against Fitzgerald, the district court’s instruction and its
answer to the jury’s question fairly captured what it means to operate an airplane, and allowed
the jury to decide whether the evidence showed Fitzgerald had done so. This was no abuse of
discretion.




        7Though  Fitzgerald’s argument about the court’s answer to the jury’s question fails on its own merits, it
may also have been waived; Fitzgerald’s attorney “basically, d[id not] object” to the court’s answer to the jury’s
question.
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                                                 V

       Fitzgerald’s last challenge is to his sentence. Fitzgerald moved for a downward departure
under United States Sentencing Guidelines § 2D2.3, the commentary to which provides: “If no or
only a few passengers were placed at risk, a downward departure may be warranted.” The
district court declined. Ordinarily, we do not review a district court’s denial of a downward
departure, United States v. Gale, 468 F.3d 929, 937 (6th Cir. 2006), but that changes when “the
record reflects that the district court was not aware of or did not understand its discretion to make
such a departure.” United States v. Theunick, 651 F.3d 578, 592 (6th Cir. 2011) (citation and
quotation marks omitted). In such a situation, this court may order a remand for the district court
to consider, with a proper view of its own authority, whether a downward departure is warranted.
Fitzgerald says that situation obtains here.

       He is wrong. The district court expressly recognized the authority vested in it by virtue
of the commentary following § 2D2.3. Referring to the application note, the district court said:
“It’s a guidance. It’s a permissive statement. And it’s one that I don’t think on the facts of this
case actually warrant or trigger a departure.” The district court correctly conceptualized § 2D2.3
as imbuing it with discretion, not mandating any particular departure—an understanding
consistent with the commentary’s language, which says only that a “downward departure may be
warranted.” § 2D2.3 (emphasis added). So the district court quite clearly understood it could
depart downward. It just chose not to do so.

       All the same, Fitzgerald says there is another problem: maybe the district court
understood it had discretion generally to depart downward, but it misunderstood the
considerations that should inform the exercise of that discretion. Specifically, Fitzgerald argues
that the district court declined to depart by focusing on the harm Fitzgerald’s actions posed to
any person, rather than specifically on passengers, with which § 2D2.3 is concerned.              To
convince us, Fitzgerald cherry-picks quotations from the sentencing hearing where the district
court discussed the “real physical risk to people on the ground because of Mr. Fitzgerald’s
condition,” rather than the number of passengers Fitzgerald had imperiled.              Yet as the
government notes, the district court also explained its refusal to depart downward by stating this
was not a case where “no or only a few passengers were placed at risk.” § 2D2.3. Instead, the
 No. 17-2285                        United States v. Fitzgerald                         Page 17


district court noted that this was a “regularly scheduled commercial flight” with “passengers that
were scheduled to depart, should have departed, and but for the intervention of the captain and
ground crew and other people at the airport would have departed with a drunk pilot.” True, the
flight was a smaller charter flight—three passengers would be on board—but it is for the district
court, not us, to decide what counts as a sufficiently minor risk to warrant a downward departure.
Fitzgerald’s sentencing challenge therefore fails.

                                                VI

       The judgment of the district court is AFFIRMED.
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                                      _________________

                                           DISSENT
                                      _________________

       GRIFFIN, Circuit Judge, dissenting.

       In my view, Fitzgerald’s preparatory actions amounted to merely an attempt to operate
the air common carrier. Because Congress failed to include an attempt provision in 18 U.S.C.
§ 342, I would hold that as a matter of law Fitzgerald did not “operate” the air common carrier.
I therefore respectfully dissent.

                                                I.

       “Operate” is a vague word with myriad meanings. See, e.g., Oxford English Dictionary
848 (2d ed. 1989) (outlining eight definitions for “operate”); Random House Dictionary of the
English Language 1357 (2d ed. 1987) (twelve definitions); American Heritage Dictionary of the
English Language 1268 (3d ed. 1992) (seven definitions). Congress chose not to tell us what the
word means in § 342, so we must give it the ordinary meaning it had when Congress enacted the
statute. See United States v. Santos, 553 US 507, 511 (2008) (plurality op.); United States v.
Miller, 734 F.3d 530, 540 (6th Cir. 2013); see also Antonin Scalia & Bryan A. Garner, Reading
Law 78 (2012) (discussing the fixed-meaning canon of statutory construction, which provides
that words must be given the meaning they had when the statute was enacted).

       Context lets us home in on which of the many ordinary meanings of “operate” Congress
must have meant. Section 342 uses “operate” in the transitive sense and makes “common
carrier” the direct object. Thus, the ordinary meaning we seek must be transitive and must take a
direct object similar to a common carrier.      The majority identifies four possible ordinary
meanings, each of which uses the term in the transitive sense and takes a direct object similar to
a common carrier. Although the majority never tells us why it ultimately chooses the American
Heritage’s definition, I have no qualms with the choice because that definition is the most
descriptive of the group. I therefore agree that the ordinary meaning of “operate” is “to control
the functioning of.” American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language 1268 (3d ed. 1992).
 No. 17-2285                       United States v. Fitzgerald                         Page 19


I also agree that the definition fails to provide “obvious limiting principles” that resolve this
appeal. And I agree that without such principles we must look to context.

       But that is where my agreement ends. The majority accepts Fitzgerald’s contention that
context requires us to define “operate” by reference to movement because § 342 extends only to
the operation of common carriers, which transport public passengers or freight from place to
place. Then my colleagues go a step further: they subdivide common carriers into various
vehicle types. Yet what at first glance seems “natural and sensible,” is in fact my colleagues’
most critical mistake. Yes, Congress also subdivided common carriers into vehicle types, but not
the same vehicle types the majority lists. As relevant here, Congress defined “common carrier”
to include an “air common carrier,” 18 U.S.C. § 341, but my colleagues mention only an
“airplane.”

       This distinction matters. Just as a square is always a rectangle but a rectangle is not
always a square, an air common carrier is always an airplane but an airplane is not always an air
common carrier.     “A statute that uses a common-law term, without defining it, adopts its
common-law meaning.” Reading Law at 320 (discussing the Canon of Imputed Common-Law
Meaning).     Here, although Congress has defined “common carrier,” the definition is self-
referential: a “common carrier” includes an “air common carrier.” 18 U.S.C. § 341. In other
words, by using a common-law term to define itself, Congress hasn’t actually defined the term.
So we must give the term its common-law meaning. We find that meaning in Black’s Law
Dictionary, which defines “common carrier” as “[a]ny carrier required by law to convey
passengers or freight without refusal if the approved fare or charge is paid[.]” Black’s Law
Dictionary 275 (6th ed. 1990); Black’s Law Dictionary 249 (5th ed. 1979) (same).

       Thus, an airplane may or may not be an air common carrier at any given time; whether it
is depends on its ownership and use. If, for example, an airline crew flies an empty airplane
from one airport to another, the airplane is not an air common carrier because it is not
transporting public passengers or freight. The same is true if the airplane carries only airline
employees traveling on the clock because they are needed in another city. Put simply, for an
airplane to be an air common carrier, it must transport public passengers or freight. This means
that an air common carrier functions not simply by flying or moving, but by transporting such
 No. 17-2285                         United States v. Fitzgerald                       Page 20


passengers or freight. To “operate” an air common carrier by “control[ling] its functioning,”
then, one must control its transport of public passengers or freight.

       This Fitzgerald did not do. During his time in the cockpit, passengers never boarded and
the aircraft never moved. Although he took preparatory actions, he never controlled the air
common carrier’s transport of passengers because there were never any passengers and there was
never any transport. That means that as a matter of law Fitzgerald did not “operate” the air
common carrier.

       What he did do was attempt to operate it. An attempt crime requires proof that a
defendant: (1) intended to commit the proscribed criminal conduct and (2) took a “substantial
step” towards completing that conduct. United States v. Resendiz-Ponce, 549 U.S. 102, 106–08
(2007). Here, by every indication, Fitzgerald intended to control the aircraft’s transport of
passengers; he repeatedly insisted he was fit to fly and began to prepare the aircraft for its
journey.    And each action he took—calibrating the altimeter, programming the flight-
management system, starting the auxiliary-power unit—was undoubtedly a substantial step
toward operating the aircraft; as the majority notes, these steps were necessary for takeoff.
These actions, however, amounted to only thirty percent of the pre-flight preparations necessary
for takeoff; it would have taken approximately forty-five more minutes of preparation before the
aircraft could have departed.

       Congress could have included an attempt provision in the statutory framework but did
not. When Congress wants to criminalize the attempt to commit a crime, “it knows exactly how
to do so,” Epic Sys. Corp. v. Lewis, 138 S. Ct. 1612, 1626 (2018), and has done so time and
again with other crimes. See, e.g., 18 U.S.C. § 1113 (making it a crime to attempt to commit
murder within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States); 18 U.S.C.
§ 2251(e) (making it a crime to attempt to produce child pornography); 21 U.S.C. § 846 (making
it a crime to attempt to commit drug offenses); 26 U.S.C. § 7201 (making it a crime to attempt to
evade taxes).

       Indeed, for years, Congress has had specific examples of how to create an attempt
provision to punish pilots who do as Fitzgerald did. The Federal Aviation Administration’s
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regulations provide that “[n]o person may act or attempt to act as a crewmember of a civil
aircraft” (1) within eight hours of consuming an alcoholic beverage; (2) while under the
influence of alcohol; (3) while using any drug that impairs one’s faculties; or (4) with a blood-
alcohol content above 0.04%. 14 C.F.R. § 91.17(a) (emphasis added). Similarly, the State of
Michigan has made it a crime to “operate an aircraft or act or attempt to act as a crew member of
an aircraft over or upon the lands or waters of [the] state” with a blood-alcohol content above
0.02%.     Mich. Comp. Laws § 259.185(2) (emphasis added).          Here, state prosecutors even
charged Fitzgerald with violating § 259.185(2)—alleging that he “did attempt to act as a crew
member of the aircraft”—before federal prosecutors took over the case (which led to the
dismissal of the state charge without prejudice). (Emphasis added).

                                                 II.

         Instead of noting § 342’s lack of an attempt provision and pointing it out to Congress, my
colleagues go outside our purview as judges and rewrite the law to implement their own policy
preference—one that favors punishing not only intoxicated pilots who endanger passengers but
also those who almost endanger them. The result is an expansion of § 342 to include an attempt
provision that isn’t there.

                                                 A.

         The majority first invokes the Supremacy-of-Text Principle, Reading Law at 56–58, by
noting that we consider which permissible interpretations “would serve, rather than frustrate, the
statute’s manifest purpose.” Rather than looking to § 342’s text to determine whether the statute
has a manifest purpose and, if so, what that purpose is, the majority simply assumes that
Fitzgerald’s proposed purpose—the protection of passengers during movement—is the statute’s
manifest purpose.

         Doing so violates three of the four limitations on this principle, none of which my
colleagues mention. “First, the purpose must be derived from the text, not from extrinsic sources
such as legislative history or an assumption about the legal drafter’s desires.”        Id. at 56.
“Second, the purpose must be defined . . . not in a fashion that smuggles in the answer to the
question before the decision-maker.” Id. To find a specific purpose “in the absence of a clear
 No. 17-2285                            United States v. Fitzgerald                      Page 22


indication in the text is to provide the judge’s answer rather than the text’s answer to the
question.” Id. at 57. And third, purpose cannot be used to supplement a statute’s text. Id.
“[T]he limitations of a text—what a text chooses not to do—are as much a part of its ‘purpose’
as its affirmative dispositions.” Id.

          Here, when identifying § 342’s purpose, the majority looks no further than Fitzgerald’s
brief; my colleagues never consult the statute’s text. Examination of the text reveals several
potential purposes, but no manifest one. Section 342 was a small piece of the sweeping Anti-
Drug Abuse Act of 1986, the preamble of which lists purposes of “eradicating illicit drug crops,”
“halting international drug traffic,” “improv[ing] enforcement of Federal drug laws,” establishing
drug abuse prevention and treatment programs, and “other purposes.” See Pub. L. No. 99-570,
100 Stat. 3207. None of the enumerated purposes fits § 342’s content, so its purpose must be
one of the “other purposes.”

          To be sure, the protection of passengers by deterring the drunken preparation of common
carriers is one potential purpose. But it is not alone. Another equally possible and plausible
purpose is a punitive one: punishing those who endanger public passengers by drunkenly
controlling the transport of such passengers. Congress might well have seen a difference in
harm—and thus imposed a difference in punishment—between the drunken preparation of
common carriers and the drunken control of their movement. After all, as happened here, it is
possible to correct dangerous mistakes made prior to movement and thus to take passengers out
of harm’s way; co-workers, security personnel, local law enforcement, and others can step in.
Once a common carrier is loaded and in transit, however, intervention becomes much more
difficult. Perhaps Congress meant to reserve federal prosecution and the consequences that come
with it for only those pilots who actually endanger public passengers by drunkenly controlling an
air common carrier’s movement—a scenario in which the risk of harm has gone from potential to
actual.

          My point is not that this punitive purpose was in fact what motivated Congress, but
simply that § 342’s text leaves us unable to identify a manifest purpose, much less one we can
treat as the statute’s sole purpose and use to dismiss Fitzgerald’s proposed interpretation. We are
 No. 17-2285                        United States v. Fitzgerald                          Page 23


judges, not legislators, and what my colleagues call “unworkab[le]”, I call a policy choice well
within Congress’s discretion.

                                                B.

       The majority also invokes the Presumption Against Ineffectiveness, which “ensures that a
text’s manifest purpose is furthered, not hindered.” Reading Law at 63. Although the majority
cites The Emily & the Caroline, 22 U.S. (9 Wheat) 381 (1824) to support its analysis, the case
demonstrates exactly why the presumption has no application here. As Reading Law discusses:

       The Slave Trade Act of 1794 [1 Stat. 347, § 1] forbade anyone to “build, fit,
       equip, load, or otherwise prepare, any ship of vessel, within any port or place of
       the said United States . . . for the purpose of carrying on any trade or traffic in
       slaves”—or else the ship or vessel would be forfeited. The crucial word was
       prepare: Did it mean to begin preparations, or to complete them? The evidence
       indisputably showed that the ships would be used to transport slaves, but the
       shipowners argued that the ships could not be “prepared” if they were not yet
       ready for use toward that purpose. The Supreme Court of the United States held
       that this interpretation would render “evasion under the law . . . almost certain”:
               As soon . . . as the preparations have progressed, so far as clearly
               and satisfactorily to show the purpose for which they are made, the
               right of seizure attaches. To apply the construction contended for
               on the part of the claimant, that the fitting or preparation must be
               complete, and the vessel ready for sea, before she can be seized,
               would be rendering the law in a great measure nugatory, and
               enable offenders to elude its provisions in the most easy manner.
               [The Emily & the Caroline, 22 U.S. at 389.]
       In other words, the vessel would never be fully “prepared” until it set sail, and
       would therefore be much harder to seize.

Reading Law at 63–64. What is important is that the Slave Trade Act of 1794 had a manifest
purpose: to prevent domestic ships and vessels from trafficking slaves. This we can glean from
the penalty for violating the prohibition; forfeiture rather than imprisonment demonstrates
Congress’s desire to prevent future violations rather than to punish for past ones. In other words,
the Principle Against Ineffectiveness applied in The Emily & the Caroline because the statute at
issue had only one purpose—a purpose that one interpretation furthered and the other hindered.

       The same cannot be said for § 342. As discussed above, § 342’s text leaves us unable to
identify a manifest purpose. This, alone, means the Presumption Against Ineffectiveness has no
 No. 17-2285                          United States v. Fitzgerald                         Page 24


application here. And even if we could say that the statute’s manifest purpose was to protect
passengers, it would not follow that a narrow interpretation would remove § 342’s “most
meaningful bite.” This logic “smuggle[s] in the answer to the question” by “assuming what is to
be proved,” Reading Law at 56–57: that § 342 had such a bite to begin with. It also treats § 342
as the only safeguard to the drunken preparation of an air common carrier when the statute is
neither unique nor what prevented the risk of harm to passengers in this case. Authorities
arrested Fitzgerald on a state charge; it wasn’t until later that the United States indicted him
under § 342.

          My colleagues further reason that, “as with the Emily and Caroline ships,” “[i]f ‘operate’
started with movement, ‘evasion of the law’—at least until the danger [§ 342] sought to prevent
had already materialized—would be ‘rendered almost certain.’” The comparison is inapt. When
Congress passed the Slave Trade Act of 1794, evasion of the law via ship or vessel was easy
because our nation was in its infancy—we didn’t even have a Navy. See the Naval Act of 1794,
1 Stat. 350 (passed five days after the Slave Trade Act of 1794’s passage). In modern times, we
seem to track everything—every flight, every voyage, every bus route—simply as a matter of
course.     Long gone are the days when a commercial vehicle can travel into the horizon
unnoticed.      Regardless, my colleagues’ reasoning again incorrectly assumes that § 342’s
manifest purpose is to protect passengers from the dangers that arise when someone drunkenly
prepares a common carrier—something the text just doesn’t tell us.

                                                  C.

          The majority invokes the Absurdity Doctrine as well, which allows us to disregard or
correct a provision—if the correction is textually simple—when we find an error that, if ignored,
“would result in a disposition that no reasonable person could approve.” Reading Law at 234.
The doctrine has two limits: (1) “[t]he absurdity must consist of a disposition that no reasonable
person could intend” and (2) “[t]he absurdity must be reparable by changing or supplying a
particular word or phrase whose inclusion or omission was obviously a technical or ministerial
error.” Id. at 237–38.
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       “The doctrine does not include substantive errors arising from a drafter’s failure to
appreciate the effect of certain provisions,” id. at 238, and one example of the doctrine’s
application is enough to show why it plays no role in this case. The Arkansas legislature once
passed a law stating in relevant part: “All laws . . . are hereby repealed.” Act 17 of 1945 (repl.
1980). As the Arkansas Supreme Court later noted, the act had not in fact repealed every law in
the State: “No doubt the legislature meant to repeal all laws in conflict with that act, and, by
error of the author or the typist, left out the usual words ‘in conflict herewith,’ which we will
[infer] by necessary construction.” Cernauskas v. Fletcher, 201 S.W.2d 999, 1000 (Ark. 1947);
see also Reading Law at 236–37 (discussing the case as an example of when the Absurdity
Doctrine properly applies).

       Here, the majority outlines not an absurdity leading to a result that no reasonable person
could intend, but an alleged substantive error arising from the drafter’s failure to account for the
dangers one can create by drunkenly preparing a common carrier for movement.

                                                D.

       Finally, there is the rule of lenity. To be sure, I view § 342’s text, read within the
statute’s context, as leaving no doubt in this case. So do my colleagues, but they see no doubt as
to Fitzgerald’s guilt rather than his innocence. Nevertheless, the rule of lenity is further support
for adopting a narrow reading of “operate” and is yet another legal concept my colleagues
misapply.

       The majority tells us that we only use the rule “when the usual tools of statutory
construction leave us with a ‘grievous ambiguity.’” (Citing Chapman v. United States, 500 U.S.
453, 463 (1991)). Although that is one formulation of when to apply the rule, it is not the only
one. The Supreme Court has given us at least five formulations for determining when the rule of
lenity applies:

       ▪    “[O]nly when the equipoise of competing reasons cannot otherwise be
            resolved.” Johnson v. United States, 529 U.S. 694, 713 n.13 (2000).
       ▪    When the court “can make no more than a guess.” Reno v. Koray, 515 U.S.
            50, 65 (1995) (internal quotation marks omitted).
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        ▪   When the court is “left with an ambiguous statute.” Smith v. United States,
            508 U.S. 223, 239 (1993) (citation omitted).
        ▪   When the court is left with “grievous ambiguity or uncertainty.” Muscarello
            v. United States, 524 U.S. 125, 139 (1998) (citation omitted).
        ▪   When, after all the legitimate tools of interpretation have been applied, “a
            reasonable doubt persists.” Moskal v. United States, 498 U.S. 103, 108
            (1990).

Our Circuit has also given varying formulations for when to apply the rule:

        ▪   “[A]s a tiebreaker of last resort[.]” United States v. Morales, 687 F.3d 697,
            701 (6th Cir. 2012) (internal quotations omitted).
        ▪   “[W]hen the plain language, structure, and legislative history provide no
            guidance[.]” United States v. King, 516 F.3d 425, 432 (6th Cir. 2008).
        ▪   “When there are two rational readings of a criminal statute” and Congress
            hasn’t spoken in “clear and definite language.” United States v. Brock, 501
            F.3d 762, 768 (6th Cir. 2007) (citations omitted), abrogated on other
            grounds, Ocasio v. United States, 136 S. Ct. 1423, 1428–29 (2016).
        ▪   “[W]here significant doubt or uncertainty lingers.” United States v. Canelas-
            Amador, 837 F. 3d 668, 675 (6th Cir. 2016).

        Of these different standards, I would apply the Moskal formulation—one penned by
Justice Thurgood Marshall and endorsed by Justice Scalia. See Reading Law at 299. Under this
formulation, the rule of lenity would militate against adopting a broad reading of “operate”
because reasonable doubts abound. After applying all the legitimate tools of interpretation, we
are left with a vague, undefined word; no clear, manifest statutory purpose; and a self-referential
definition. “[W]hen the government means to punish, its commands must be reasonably clear.
When they are not clear, the consequences should be visited on the party more able to avoid and
correct the effects of shoddy legislative drafting—namely, the federal Department of Justice or
its state equivalent.” Id.

        But regardless of which formulation we apply, one thing is certain: the majority’s view
of the rule of lenity is that there is no rule of lenity. If Fitzgerald had “fair notice that he was
acting illegally,” my colleagues reason, the rule of lenity is a “poor fit” for this case. And
“[e]very American from their teenage years onward understands the delinquency inherent in
drunk driving,” they continue, so Fitzgerald had proper notice. The major premise in this
 No. 17-2285                         United States v. Fitzgerald                           Page 27


syllogism is lacking, and the minor premise simply does not lead to the conclusion the majority
draws. For the rule of lenity to be rendered inapplicable, Fitzgerald needed more than notice that
his conduct was delinquent, generally; he needed notice that he was acting in violation of § 342,
specifically. See United States v. Lanier, 520 U.S. 259, 266 (1997) (noting that the rule of lenity
“ensures fair warning by so resolving ambiguity in a criminal statute as to apply it only to
conduct clearly covered”); Liparota v. United States, 471 U.S. 419, 427 (1985) (“Application of
the rule of lenity ensures that criminal statutes will provide fair warning concerning conduct
rendered illegal and strikes the appropriate balance between the legislature, the prosecutor, and
the court in defining criminal liability.”). Yet under the majority’s conception of the rule of
lenity, anytime some law, somewhere, prohibits an act, a person who so acts can be convicted of
violating any law, anywhere, that prohibits it—even if the prohibition is unclear. If that is so, the
rule of lenity is no more.

                                                III.

       The majority makes a strong case for amending § 342 to add further protection for
passengers or freight by deterring the intoxicated preparation of common carriers. But that
amendment should come from Congress, not from us judges. I would hold that Fitzgerald
attempted to “operate” a common carrier but did not do so because he did not complete the
proscribed offense. For this reason, I would vacate Fitzgerald’s conviction and remand for the
entry of a judgment of acquittal.
