                                                                                         12/05/2018
        IN THE COURT OF CRIMINAL APPEALS OF TENNESSEE
                          AT JACKSON
                         Assigned on Briefs October 2, 2018

         STATE OF TENNESSEE v. MICHAEL WAYNE PARSONS

                  Appeal from the Circuit Court for Tipton County
                      No. 9058     Joe H. Walker, III, Judge
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                           No. W2018-00144-CCA-R3-CD
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The Defendant, Michael Wayne Parsons, was convicted by a Tipton County jury of
felony failure to appear, a Class E felony, and was sentenced by the trial court as a Range
II, multiple offender to three years in the Department of Correction. On appeal, he
argues: (1) that he is entitled to diplomatic immunity from prosecution because he is an
ambassador of the “Tsilhqot’in Nation, Country of Chilcotin” and (2) that the indictment
was insufficient to confer jurisdiction over his person because it lists his name in all
capital letters, which denotes a corporation rather than a “live man.” Because the notice
of appeal was untimely, we dismiss the appeal.

  Tenn. R. App. P. 3 Appeal as of Right; Judgments of the Circuit Court Affirmed

ALAN E. GLENN, J., delivered the opinion of the court, in which JOHN EVERETT
WILLIAMS, P.J., and NORMA MCGEE OGLE, J., joined.

David S. Stockton, (on appeal), Covington, Tennessee, and Michael Wayne Parsons, (at
trial), Pro Se, for the appellant, Michael Wayne Parsons.

Herbert H. Slatery III, Attorney General and Reporter; Brent C. Cherry, Senior Counsel;
Mark E. Davidson, District Attorney General; and Walter Freeland, Jr. and Jason Poyner,
Assistant District Attorneys General, for the appellee, State of Tennessee.


                                       OPINION

                                         FACTS
        This case arises out of the Defendant’s failure to appear for his January 10, 2017
trial in Tipton County Circuit Court in Docket Number 8627.1 A capias for the
Defendant’s arrest was issued that same day. The Defendant was later located at an air
field in Arapahoe, Nebraska. On January 13, 2017, the Tipton County Sheriff’s
Department filed a detainer with the local Nebraska sheriff’s department to hold the
Defendant pending his extradition to Tennessee. On March 7, 2017, the Tipton County
Grand Jury returned an indictment charging the Defendant with felony failure to appear.
The Defendant was returned to Tipton County on March 28, 2017 and represented
himself at the March 30, 2017 arraignment and at a May 10, 2017 status hearing. The
trial court appointed counsel to represent the Defendant on May 17, 2017. However,
because the Defendant refused to work with counsel, the trial court relieved counsel from
representation but ordered him to remain in an advisory position.

        The State presented three witnesses at the Defendant’s July 31-August 1, 2017
trial: Tipton County Circuit Court Clerk Mike Forbess; Penny Goracke, an employee of
the company that provided and serviced the monitoring device that had been a condition
of the Defendant’s release on bond; and Lieutenant John Weatherly of the Tipton County
Sheriff’s Department, who filed the detainer with the Nebraska sheriff’s department.

       Mr. Forbess identified a number of different documents that were admitted as
exhibits and published to the jury, including: the trial court’s November 7, 2016 order
setting December 5, 2016, for a hearing on any pretrial matters and noting that the trial
was set for January 10, 2017; the trial court’s December 5, 2016 order noting that the
Defendant had failed to appear for the December 5 court date and reiterating that the trial
was set for January 10, 2017; and the Defendant’s January 9, 2017 “4th Notice,” which
began with the following language: “Please take NOTICE again for the 4th time in
writing and more times in the court record, that I am Michael Wayne Parsons[,] the live
man. I am not MICHAEL PARSONS whom you have sent another letter signed by you
on December 5th, 2016.”2

       The Defendant cross-examined Mr. Forbess on a number of different topics,
including whether the State of Tennessee was a corporation, whether the Defendant had
ever signed a contract with the State of Tennessee agreeing to appear in court on January
10, whether the Defendant’s name as written in all capital letters on the indictment


        1
          The Defendant insisted that an unredacted version of his capias be admitted as an exhibit so that
the jury could see that he was arrested on two charges: felony failure to appear and possession of a
weapon by a convicted felon.
        2
           The “Notice” went on in a similar vein for several pages and is similar to numerous other
frivolous motions filed by the Defendant in the months preceding his trial.
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denoted a corporate entity, and whether Mr. Forbess was familiar with the “US printing
style manual” or a “cestui que trust.”

        Ms. Goracke described the Global Positioning System monitoring device that was
placed on the Defendant as a condition of his release on bond and identified the
“monitoring agreement or contract” signed by the Defendant on June 24, 2016. She
testified that when she was alerted on January 10, 2017, of the Defendant’s failure to
appear for his trial, she pulled up the satellite website she used to track the Defendant’s
movements and found that it showed he was still on his property. She then called the
Defendant’s wife, who informed her that she had not seen the Defendant since the
previous morning and did not know where he was. The following day, the Defendant’s
wife brought the monitoring equipment to Ms. Goracke. On cross-examination, Ms.
Goracke acknowledged that there was nothing in the monitoring agreement that
stipulated the Defendant had to appear in court at any specific time.

       Lieutenant Weatherly, over the objection of the Defendant,3 made a positive
courtroom identification of the Defendant as the man who failed to appear for his January
10, 2017 trial and for whom he had filed a detainer with the Furnas County, Nebraska
Sheriff’s Department. On cross-examination, he acknowledged that the Defendant had
informed him “a time or two” that he was the ambassador of the Chilcotin Indian Nation.

        After a great deal of argument and obviously purposeful delay,4 the Defendant
recalled Tipton County Court Clerk Mike Forbess, who testified that, to his knowledge, a
preliminary hearing was not held in the case. The Defendant, testifying in his own
defense, provided the jury with a lengthy speech about his educational, vocational,
religious, and political background, including his having been made a tribal member in
2015 of the Tsilhqot’in Nation and appointed to the position of Associate Chief Justice
and Ambassador. He also identified a number of documents that were admitted for
identification purposes only, including his Tsilhqot’in identification card and a
“Tsilhqot’in Nation’s Letter of Appointment to Tribal Membership” authorizing the

        3
           The Defendant objected to Lieutenant Weatherly’s identification of him as the Defendant,
arguing that the Defendant in the indictment was a corporation, whereas he was a live man.
        4
            The Defendant failed to subpoena a number of witnesses he wanted to call. In addition, the
court ruled that much of the testimony the Defendant wanted to present, including evidence of his alleged
poor treatment at the jail, was irrelevant to the proceeding. The Defendant requested a continuance of the
trial in order to obtain the testimony of “Chief Stanley Stump” of the Tsilhqot’in Nation, who, according
to the Defendant, was busy fighting wildfires in British Columbia. The trial court denied the Defendant’s
motion to continue the trial. The Defendant also sought to call as a witness “the State of Tennessee,”
without listing any particular individual he wanted to testify on behalf of the State. The Defendant later
argued that his right to confront his accuser was violated by the fact that the State of Tennessee was a
corporation rather than an individual who could be called to testify in court.
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Defendant and his family “to travel freely without interference, obstruction or restraint
across borders as an Internationally Protected Person having full Diplomatic
Immunity[.]”

       The jury retired at 4:54 p.m. to deliberate and returned to the courtroom at 4:59
p.m. to announce its verdict of guilty. On September 1, 2017, the trial court sentenced
the Defendant as a Range II, multiple offender to three years in the Department of
Correction.

       On October 23, 2017, the Defendant filed a “Notice” document he styled as
“Demand as a Matter of Right, Transfer to the Article III Section 2 Constitutional
Common Law Court of Original Jurisdiction in all cases Affecting Ambassadors for a
New Trial or ORDER an Acquittal, Arrest of Judgment and Release From Confinement.”
On October 27, 2017, the trial court entered an order denying the motion for new trial on
the basis that it was untimely. The court further found that, even if considered timely,
none of the Defendant’s issues would entitle him to relief.

        On January 8, 2018, the trial court found that the Defendant was indigent and
appointed appellate counsel. On January 9, 2018, the Defendant, acting pro se, filed “By
Special Appearance Only,” a document he styled as “Demand as a Matter of Right,
Suspended Sentence and Void Judgment.” Among other things, the Defendant argued
that the trial court lacked jurisdiction over his person due to his diplomatic immunity and
the fact that he was a live man rather than the indicted corporation; he was deprived of
his Sixth Amendment right to counsel by the trial court’s appointment of an attorney who
withdrew due to a conflict of interest; and the trial court committed judicial misconduct,
official oppression and fraud by a number of different actions, including signaling to the
jury to return a guilty verdict in the Defendant’s previous trial in another matter. That
same day, the trial court entered an order denying the January 9, 2018 “Notice.” On
January 19, 2018, the Defendant, through his appellate counsel, filed a notice of appeal.

                                       ANALYSIS

       The Defendant raises on appeal the two issues he harped on throughout his trial
and his pre- and post-trial motions, which are whether the trial court lacked jurisdiction
over his person because: (1) the indictment’s listing of his name in all capital letters
denotes a corporation rather than the live man and; (2) he is entitled to diplomatic
immunity due to his status as an ambassador of the Tsilhqot’in Nation, Country of
Chilcotin. The State argues that the Defendant has waived his appeal by not filing a
timely notice of appeal of the trial court’s October 27, 2017 order overruling his motion
for new trial.

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        The trial court entered its sentencing order on September 1, 2017. “A motion for a
new trial shall be in writing or, if made orally in open court, be reduced to writing, within
thirty days of the date the order of sentence is entered.” Tenn. R. Crim. P. 33(b). The
thirty-day period for filing a motion for new trial “is jurisdictional and cannot be
expanded.” State v. Hatcher, 310 S.W.3d 788, 800 (Tenn. 2010). As such, “[a] trial
judge does not have jurisdiction to hear and determine the merits of a motion for a new
trial which has not been timely filed.” State v. Bough, 152 S.W.3d 453, 460 (Tenn.
2004).
        Despite being advised that he had thirty days from his September 1, 2017
sentencing date to file his motion for new trial, the Defendant did not file his “Demand as
a Matter of Right . . . for a New Trial . . .” until October 23, 2017. The trial court,
therefore, correctly found that the motion for new trial was untimely. The failure to
timely file a motion for new trial results in the waiver of all issues except for sufficiency
of the evidence and sentencing. See id.; see also Tenn. R. App. P. 3(e) (stating that “no
issue presented for review shall be predicated upon error in the admission or exclusion of
evidence . . . unless the same was specifically stated in a motion for a new trial”).

        A notice of appeal must be filed “within [thirty] days after the date of entry of the
judgment appealed from[.]” Tenn. R. App. P. 4(a). A timely motion for new trial tolls
the thirty-day time period for filing a notice of appeal until the trial court enters its order
ruling on the motion. Tenn. R. App. P. 4(c). However, an untimely motion for new trial
does not. State v. Davis, 748 S.W.2d 206, 207 (Tenn. Crim. App. 1987). Although this
court may, in the interest of justice, waive an untimely notice of appeal, see Tenn. R.
App. P. 4(a), we have no authority to waive the untimely filing of a motion for new trial.
See State v. Stephens, 264 S.W.3d 719, 728 (Tenn. Crim. App. 2007).

       The Defendant’s issues on appeal do not concern the sufficiency of the evidence
or sentencing, the only two issues that we may consider in the absence of a timely-filed
motion for new trial. Even if the Defendant’s motion for new trial had been timely, the
issues the Defendant raises are frivolous ones that would not merit our waiver of the
untimely notice of appeal. Accordingly, we conclude that the Defendant has waived his
issues and that the appeal should be dismissed.

                                      CONCLUSION

       Based on the foregoing authorities and reasoning, we dismiss the appeal.



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                                               ALAN E. GLENN, JUDGE
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