                               In the

    United States Court of Appeals
                 For the Seventh Circuit
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No. 19-3211
TIM JON SEMMERLING,
                                                  Plaintiff-Appellant,
                                 v.

CHERYL T. BORMANN
and UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
                                               Defendants-Appellees.
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         Appeal from the United States District Court for the
           Northern District of Illinois, Eastern Division.
          No. 18 CV 6640 — Robert W. Gettleman, Judge.
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                   DECIDED AUGUST 18, 2020
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    BRENNAN, Circuit Judge (in chambers). Appellee the United
States asks this court to summarily aﬃrm the district court’s
dismissal of appellant Tim Jon Semmerling’s complaint be-
cause his appellate brief does not assert any error in the dis-
trict court’s decision.
   Semmerling worked as a contractor for the U.S. Military
Commissions Defense Organization as part of the legal team
for a person charged as an al-Qaeda enemy combatant.
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Semmerling, who is gay, disclosed his sexuality to the lead
attorney of that team, and Semmerling alleges that, despite
promising secrecy, that attorney disclosed his sexuality to the
client and told the client that Semmerling was infatuated with
the client and was pursuing that interest.
    Semmerling sued the lead attorney for state-law torts of
defamation, negligence, and intentional inﬂiction of emo-
tional distress, and he sued the United States under the Fed-
eral Tort Claims Act, 28 U.S.C. § 2674, for negligence and in-
tentional inﬂiction of emotional distress. Both defendants
moved to dismiss the complaint for failure to state a claim,
FED. R. CIV. P. 12(b)(6), and the district court granted their mo-
tions. Semmerling has appealed and by counsel submitted a
seven-page brief that is light on factual details and legal anal-
ysis.
    The United States moves for summary aﬃrmance. It high-
lights the sparseness of Semmerling’s brief and asserts that
summary aﬃrmance is appropriate here because “[s]ummary
aﬃrmance may … be in order when the arguments in the
opening brief are incomprehensible or completely insubstan-
tial.” United States v. Fortner, 455 F.3d 752, 754 (7th Cir. 2006)
(citing Lee v. Clinton, 209 F.3d 1025, 1025–27 (7th Cir. 2000),
and Williams v. Chrans, 42 F.3d 1137, 1139 (7th Cir. 1994)). The
co-appellee did not join the government’s motion. She has
ﬁled a responsive brief in which she argues that Semmerling
has waived any argument against the district court’s order.
She also defends the order on its merits.
    The United States is correct that Semmerling’s brief is sub-
stantively deﬁcient in multiple ways. Federal Rule of Appel-
late Procedure 28 requires appellate briefs to include a state-
ment of the case that sets out “facts relevant to the issues
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submitted for review.” FED. R. APP. P. 28(a)(6). But Semmer-
ling’s statement of the case is two sentences long and gives
only the procedural posture. Although he argues that the dis-
trict court should have ordered discovery to add cultural con-
text to the complaint, he does not describe any discovery re-
quests either that he made or that the district court denied. See
Friend v. Valley View Cmty. Unit Sch. Dist. 365U, 789 F.3d 707,
711–12 (7th Cir. 2015) (striking any parts of brief that rely on
unsupported facts).
    Moreover, in his seven-page brief Semmerling includes al-
most no legal citations. Rule 28 also requires appellate briefs
to contain an argument section that includes the appellant’s
contentions, reasons, and record citations. FED. R. APP. P.
28(a)(8). But Semmerling’s argument section does not identify
any legal errors in the district court’s dismissal order. He fo-
cuses on the court’s failure to order discovery, but he does not
say how the lack of discovery prejudiced him. See John v. Bar-
ron, 897 F.2d 1387, 1393 (7th Cir. 1990) (“An appellant must
not only raise issues in his brief, he must present them in a
professional fashion. This court is not obligated to research
and construct legal arguments open to parties, especially
when they are represented by counsel as in this case.” (cita-
tion omitted)).
    That said, this court generally disfavors motions for sum-
mary aﬃrmance. See, e.g., Fortner, 455 F.3d at 754; United States
v. Lloyd, 398 F.3d 978, 981 (7th Cir. 2005). As we explained in
Fortner, more often than not such motions merely require that
this court reviews the merits of a case multiple times—at the
motions stage and at the decision stage. 455 F.3d at 754. The
matter is further complicated where, as here, one appellee
ﬁles a motion while the other ﬁles a brief, leaving this court to
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consider whether the case has suﬃcient merit for the appel-
lees to ﬁle a brief compliant with Rule 28 or should be sum-
marily aﬃrmed. Either way, the motion has resulted in the
eﬀorts that summary aﬃrmance is meant to avoid.
    Despite the shortcomings of Semmerling’s brief, summary
aﬃrmance is not suitable here. Summary disposition is appro-
priate for cases in which the appellant’s position is clearly
frivolous. Although Semmerling’s brief appears not to com-
ply with the requirements of Rule 28, sparse brieﬁng alone is
not a reason to enter a merits judgment, and this case does not
rise to the level of “incomprehensible or completely insub-
stantial” that we saw in Lee, 209 F.3d at 1025–27 (summarily
aﬃrming dismissal of suit that alleged the United States and
China conspired to “bio-chemically and bio-technologically
infect and invade” various people with a mind reading and
mental torture device), and Williams, 42 F.3d at 1139 (summar-
ily aﬃrming denial of motion under Federal Rule of Civil Pro-
cedure 60(b), where this court had already reviewed the case
twice and the Supreme Court had denied certiorari both
times). Of course, the government is free to raise arguments
for dismissal under Rule 28 in its brief; I defer that decision to
the panel of this court assigned to hear this case on its merits.
    One additional note: A review of the record shows that
counsel for Semmerling, Attorney Raymond Wigell, survived
a stroke shortly after the district court dismissed the com-
plaint. In addition to his recovery, it appears that Wigell has
been working to reconstruct his case ﬁles after the departure
of an associate attorney who worked with him, and concur-
rent with the disruption brought on by the COVID-19 pan-
demic. Because I am deferring the resolution of the case to the
merits panel, the parties now have the opportunity to brief
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those merits, if they choose. Accordingly, I will permit
Semmerling to request leave to strike the appellate brief cur-
rently on ﬁle and to submit a new brief, compliant with Rule
28, within one week of the date of this decision. See United
States v. Sineneng-Smith, 140 S. Ct. 1575, 1579 (2020) (remind-
ing courts not to decide course of litigation over parties’
wishes). Of course, the appellees may ask for (and receive)
payment from counsel for having to respond twice.
    The motion for summary aﬃrmance is DENIED without
prejudice to renewal of the arguments in the government’s
brief. Semmerling may, within seven days from this opinion,
seek leave to strike his opening brief and to ﬁle a brief that
complies with Rule 28. If he chooses to do so, this court will
reset a brieﬁng schedule, and the appellees may submit, along
with their briefs, a request for reasonable attorney’s fees—
paid by Attorney Wigell—for the work required to produce
the ﬁrst, unnecessary response.
                                                It is so ordered.
